It is impossible for an ape to give birth to a human out of thin air--this is impossible; neither could artificial insemination produce the results that prove otherwise. The ape-to-man hoax is something that should be done away with since it is biologically impossible. There is no singular point of which the mutation could happen that is scientifically plausable. Because when we truly see how evolution should occur, we see that it's supposed to happen during conception and pragnacy and birth. There is no such singular point of macro-mutant; all mutations are slight birth defects that can live on and produce very healthy children of their own. A retarded ape or a human can give birth to healthy children, so Julian Huxley's view of speculation has already been refuted. You can all go home now and relax.
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First of all, nothing gives birth to anything out of thin air, just so you know. As for the rest of your inane yammering, I see no point in trying to explain once again what you and those like you just cannot seem to grasp. An ape did not just one day have a human baby--the process of evolution is not something that occurs overnight with the higher forms of life.
Ah, the old, "THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG" approach to debate. Haven't seen that since the "You're Doing a Heckuva Job, Brownie," speech.
I have no words...
Great, so you admit nothing, and by extension noone, can give birth "out of thin air". So the virgin birth...
It is impossible for an ape to give birth to a human out of thin air
Matilde,
Did he mean "speciation?"
"It is impossible for an ape to give birth to a human out of thin air--this is impossible"I agree, but then, no one who understands and accepts the ToE is suggesting that.
Your understanding of the ToE, genetics and biology in general is almost entirely terrible, that's is to say, typically Fundie.
Because when we truly see how evolution should occur, we see that it's supposed to happen during conception and pragnacy and birth *Hovind walks in*
Hovind: "See, now that's what I've been saying all along! Oh, and we didn't come from rocks either."
Doc: "No duh, we come from our penises."
It is impossible for an ape to give birth to a human out of thin air--this is impossible; neither could artificial insemination produce the results that prove otherwise. The ape-to-man hoax is something that should be done away with since it is biologically impossible.
There is no "ape-to-man hoax" - no one believes an ape gave birth to a human. He's beating a straw man.
There is no singular point of which the mutation could happen that is scientifically plausable.
No scientist claims a single mutation instantly caused an ape to give birth to a human. The straw man takes yet a further beating.
Because when we truly see how evolution should occur, we see that it's supposed to happen during conception and pragnacy and birth.
Well, sloppy wording, but I'll give it to him ...
There is no such singular point of macro-mutant; all mutations are slight birth defects that can live on and produce very healthy children of their own.
He's actually spoken the truth (although "birth defect" isn't quite the right term for mutation), but it hasn't sunk in yet.
A retarded ape or a human can give birth to healthy children, so Julian Huxley's view of speculation has already been refuted. You can all go home now and relax.
... and he finishes with a non sequitur that has nothing to do with his previous comments.
Definitely a candidate for the "So Close, Yet So Far Away Award"
Doc: "No duh, we come from our penises."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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