the atheist's true nightmare is what comes after death. haha. prepare for hell all you fags who don't respect this video. i hope God makes Satan shove bananas up your butts for all of eternity that would be poetic justice.
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Would that be green or ripe bananas?
Ripe ones tend to mash up when you try to shove them into that tiny little cavity.
You should have no problem, Pooperscooper, since your head already fits your sphincter.
Ummm... And you're not sinning right now with your judgment? Isn't that GOD'S job in your little world? Are you supposing you're better than GOD? Are you saying that GOD'S judgment isn't sufficient, and that you should have your say in what happens?
Heh. Welcome to being damned to hell, stupid fundie.
What part of love thy neighbor did you not understand?
Oh and as a side note, this is somewhat amusing since I hate bananas in every aspect; I hate the way they smell, I hate the way they taste, and I hate the way they feel on my skin.
Sorry, "for all of eternity"? Are you kidding?
Satan is a very, very busy... uh... thing! You don't really expect him to do all the work, do you?
Tell you what, MP, he'll agree to the punishment that all gay men must have bananas shoved up thier butts, but you have to apply them - and they have to be well chewed, first.
No hands allowed!
Well, let's see. In all likelihood, I will blink out of existence. No heaven and no hell. Sorry, mrpooper, but you lose.
OK, Mr pooper - we know you're going to try that for yourself not too soon in your future. We also know you're a totally clueless dickwad. Therefore listen up!
DO NOT! That's right, DO NOT, peel the banana!
the atheist's true nightmare is what comes after death.
No, i'm not scared of nothingness...
prepare for hell all you fags who don't respect this video. i hope God makes Satan shove bananas up your butts for all of eternity that would be poetic justice.
WTF? If we're all male homosexuals anyway, sodomy for eternity is not the most brutal punishment...
I think that you´re taking too many liberties interpreting Hell and Heaven. They´re not afraid because they don´t believe in it. It´s all a matter of conscience. Or did somebody tell you that there is a real Hell, like a prison, somewhere?
Why are Fundies so obsessed with anal sex?
Yeah, you don't see them preaching against oral sex, which also fits the bill for sodomy.
the atheist's true nightmare is what comes after death.
There is nothing after death.
Y'know, if they were peeled, it wouldn't be all that bad.
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Actually, even if they weren't peeled, I can think of a lot worse ways to spend an evening.
Actually my true nightmare is being trapped on a stalled elevator between floors with an arrogant fundie with sexual identity issues (MR POOPIE, er POOPER Scooper, whatever) insurance salesman and his own personal-size karaoke machine filled with "Barney's Greatest Hits". Come to think of it, that would be hell!
"the atheist's true nightmare is what comes after death. haha. prepare for hell all you fags who don't respect this video. i hope God makes Satan shove bananas up your butts for all of eternity that would be poetic justice."
Sounds like you had a few up yours, mrpooper.
LOLZRS XD!!! Man, that video is rich.
I just want to know how he explains coconuts, then. Apparently God designed bananas just for us, but not coconuts.
Sure, because you have been dead so many times and have been there so much.................If you did what Jesus actually said and worry about helping other and so on, maybe it would be better for everybody. Focusing in an afterlife nobody sees when you have a lot of things to do in this LIFE, that you know and see.
You know, I just love this. It used to be disagreeing with scripture would be enough to condemn you to hell. Now, just disagreeing with your pet televangelist, who's selling the truth to you for $35 a DVD, plus S&H is enough to consign you to eternal damnation.
Oooooooooooh, scary.
Honestly, bananas??
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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