CHRIST RETURN on JULY 22 2014
Remember, the birth of Prince George last year was on 22/7 (day/month in the UK standard time).
22 / 7 = 3.14 = PI
This year 2014, we have again 22/7 = 3.14.
But, like it is showed above, THE CHILD MUST GO TO GOD AND HIS THRONE AFTER HIS PHYSICAL AND NATURAL BIRTH.
CHRIST MUST RETURN ACCORDING TO THE 'PI LAW' AS EXPLAINED BELOW.
IT SHOULD MEAN THAT CHRIST, AS A BABY (ref to REV 12), IS RETURNING NEXT JULY 22 2014!
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And when this fails to occur, you will of course take responsibility. Right?
Oh, and @Anothga: your picture is broken.
This year 2014, we have again 22/7
And guess what? Next year, in 2015, there will be another July 22. And the year after that, and the year after that, and so on.
"This year 2014, we have again 22/7"
And next year, and the year after that, and the year after that, and.......
I'm not sure, but maybe it means that Prince George is Christ come again.
I mean last time he was the son of a poor working man, this time he gets a leg up on the throne part of the deal, plus easy media access.
@ Malingspann
Is it three years ago? I remember that as if it was last year... The bombing of the Norwegian government first, and people instantly said "It must be Muslims!", then dead children, lots and lots of dead children. No Muslims though, but an anti-Muslim Christian.
22/7 = 3.14285714286.
In fact, March 14th 2015; 9:26:53 a.m, would be a better time to choose. It falls on Pi Day after all.
You'd think Christ would be a little more exacting in his math.
Let me get this straight. The OP is a US citizen judging by the way he wrote the date in the first sentence. He had to change the date to UK format so that his "maths" would work. He then used his "maths" skills to extrapolate some drivel about Pi and Revelations and then finished with "ta da" Christ is returning.
Am I missing something here or am I witnessing the desparate ramblings of an idiot trying to sound clever?
Either a poe or a hell-bound sinner. None but the father know when the end will come, after all. It was Jesus, himself -- the one whose return he's prophesying -- who said that. Why is that simple passage so hard for these people to remember?
What about what's in your book about "no man knows the day, or the hour..."? How the fuck could you know this then? You're going against the buybull, you devil! Begone, and shuttest thou the fuck up!
But "This time FOR SURE!", right?
And on July 23, we'll add this to the ever-growing list being kept since 2500 BC:
A Brief History of the Apocalypse
http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm
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Oh, oops, you're adding to scripture - according to the Bible, pi is exactly 3! Better repent!
(In all seriousness, though, it's not a bad estimate for the writers, belonging to such a primitive civilization and everything...)
Look all you fucking number players. while the Bible DOESN'T refer to Pye it does claim a perfect volume measurement based on 3 times diameter. Which ONLY matters at all when Pye is envoked AND Pye was KNOWN LONG before your fucking assbackwards Abrahamic religions.
To think you can segue that math to a specific date is just one of the examples of how your lot CONTINUALLY try to warp all knowledge down to your level of stupidity or slippery slope dumbguy fuckknobbery.
No 22/7 does not equal pi.
It is greater than pi. I don't know how to show definite integrals but there is actually a proof that shows this.
But nevermind that! You're just crazy!
"CHRIST RETURN on JULY 22 2014"
Yep! He'll be here, just don't expect a fanfare. It'll be a non-event, because, like a shrinking coward craving anonymity, He'll be shirking His duty by returning as a baby and commandeering a pair of breasts to suckle Him.
Well, according to the 'Pi Law' that'll be the scenario. You see if it isn't!
The crazy/numerology is strong with this one.
Seriously, Anonymous Coward, you do realize that each year has a 22nd day in July, dont you? (Though a prankester uncle of mine once nearly managed to convince me that the day of my birthday had been cancelled that year to fix calendar problems, but well, I was a little kid back then) And that there are actually thousands of children born on these days, not just the children of celebrities?
A (supposedly) meaningful event, meaningless math that relates to previously mentioned event, and an attempted tie to the bible in all caps.
The classic style of fundie ranting never gets old.
Okay.
See you on the 23rd.
Let us read from the book of Euclidians, chapter 22, verse 7:
22 / 7 = 3.14 = PI
This year 2014, we have again 22/7 = 3.14.
Poe or not...
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That's a good one.
Note that f(t)=(t-t2 )4 /(1+t2 ) is greater than or equal to 0 for all t in [0, 1]. This implies that
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And evaluating the integral gives
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But since the integral is greater than 0 we must have 22/7>pi . Nice, short, and simple.
Since the global maximum of f:[0,1] > R+ U{0} is less than 2/625 we also see that 22/7 is a decent approximation of pi .
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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