[This guy thinks everyone who agrees with the theory of evolution is going to hell]
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
THE SMACK DOWN COMETH!!!
Ben Stein is bringing the heat! Run while you can evolutionists!!!
The lies and farce are about to get exposed!!! Oh yeah!
http://www.expelledthemovie.com/
The smoke and mirrors are fading and cracking....
Tick, tick, tick...
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From what I've read, this is just 90 minutes of whining about fantasy-prone religionists not getting their make believe taken seriously by the cool science club kids.
Boo-frickin'-hoo.
Still waiting for the heat...
Just do a search on this board for quotes by "ShieldOFaith" on "Christian Forums" or "CF". Several pages of the crap come up. LOL.
Or better yet, go to his profile on CF itself and search for everything he's posted there.
Dude! Decaf! Try it.
Wait, Ben Stein? As in "Bueller, Bueller, Bueller...?" Oh, I'm scared now. [SARCASM, obviously]
The lies and farce of Expelled have already been fully and extensively exposed.
Unless you meant that Expelled would expose the lies and farce of evolution, in which case you fail.
ShieldOFaith is possibly the internet's most sadistic retard.
And, yeah, Expelled is a joke... Sorry Ben Stein...
Now you just KNOW that when a celebrity advocates a certain point of view, it just HAS to be true-
Just ask Tom Cruise or John Travolta about their religion...
@MysticalChicken: "Did anyone else read this quote in the voice of a pro-wrestler or monster-truck rally announcer?"
I immediately thought it sounded like a wrestling promo, and I bet SOF thinks pro wrestling is real too.
Just thought others might be interested in this. Steins asked how he would describe himself. His answer was "a fat old fool, who will do anything to pay his bills." So much for being a leader of their cause.
Maybe he's trying to do damage control already?
http://www.pgp-protector.com/media/FatOldFool.mp3
ya... except real scientists get their views out through peer reviewed documents, not the media.
FAIL.
Plus, Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens would make Ben Stein's head asplode.
The sad part is no matter how many times he is refuted, no matter how far back his world view will be pushed, he will never realize that he is the one who is utterly wrong.
Even Fox News thinks 'Expelled' is a disingenuous piece of shit.
No! Not Ben Stein! My only weakness! After bullets, pointy objects, time, poison, blunt trauma, illness and radiation!
In all honesty they claim Evolution is bad because nazis followed its views incorrectly.
Most geneticists are eugenicists. Most geneticists understand how eugenics works. You want a "master race". Its very simple. The race is human, in order to have a master human race you have to have the genetic diversity of all races... I.e Start sleeping with jews rather than killing them. Killing jews occured when religion was added to science.
God is having a tough job for sending people to hell for believing in something that he has made appear so believable(and whose sole apparently solid refutation comes from ignorant people who, otherwise, are unable to do anything by themselves in science or a not-particularly-good comedian whose knowledge of science is as good as mine of early Sumerian. And through a piece of FICTION, nonetheless).
Tell you what, I'll feign interest in your delusions if you promise never to use the phrase "The Smackdown cometh" ever again.
Seriously, my stupidity meter is hiding in the corner crying right now...
Uhm, Benny-Boy, I dunno about you, but If I used to write speeches for Nixon, I wouldn't point any fingers when it came to dishonesty. "People in glass houses..." you know. Not that I'm accusing you of being a hypocritical dipshit. No sir. I don't know where you get that idea from.
The smoke and mirrors are fading and cracking....
and we are left with fact, evidence, logic
not fairy tales for kiddies who are scared to look eternity in the face and be responsible for themselves
Ben Stein?
The guy who let's other people take his money on a game show?
Ferris Bueller's teacher?
The shrink from The Mask?
The guy from the Visine commercials?
That Ben Stein?
Ah yes, Expelled. That movie that has less than a 9% freshness on Rottentomatoes. For perspective, that's worse than the score they gave to Catwoman (which, by the way, won Worst Plot, Worst Direction, etc.).
"Ben Stein is bringing the stupidity! He has a PhD in stupidity! Run while you can, smart people!!!"
That's what you meant to say, isn't it?
Ben Stein is bringing the heat? When, how?
The smoke and mirrors that was his movie faded and cracked very fast, and we were laughing ourselves silly that anyone would believe that tripe.
If that is what you call "heat", you'd probably think that the average sauna is a part of Hell!
This guy was obviously expecting great things from this movie, like Ark evidence or something.
Instead it was about five cases or so of Christians violating protocal in knowingly underhanded attempts to wedge creation material into science journals and academia. The movies overall argument and message? Christians (but ONLY Christians) should do this and it should be legally allowed under free speech.
Lame.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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