[Asking to explain god without a bible and WITH a science textbook]
ok, i will without the bible or a science textbook..
wind.. wheres the existence of it? you cant see it, but you know its there..it blows thing away, leaves, paper
thats a way to look at god..
you cant see it, but you know its there, ask the people who have actually had an experience of seeing heaven, or even god for that matter..ghosts..they are real..why then would it be on tv if it was fake, just like god, HOUR LONG DOCUMENTARIES,MILLIONS TO BILLIONS OF BELIEVERS AND CHURCHES.. you think some dumbshit would go and write a book that has soo many scriptures and sayings about GOD just to find out nobody cares?NO the bible was written because HE KNEW THAT THERE WAS A GOD--HE HAD FAITH AND WANTED TO SHARE THE HAPPINESS HE HAD IN LIFE KNOWING GOD AND LOOK HOW MANY HAVE BEEN MADE-- MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE NOW FOLLOW GOD..EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE CAME TRUE SO FAR..I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE CARE SO MUCH THAT THEY FOLLOWED WHAT IT SAID. SOLID GOLD STATUES IN JERUSALEM.WHAT DO YOU THINK..SOME RETARD JUST STOOD UP TO GOD (ME) IM FUCKING PROUD..I LOVE GOD AND IM HAPPY
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"EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE CAME TRUE SO FAR"
Except, you know, that whole "I'll come back in your lifetime" thing, which Jesus repeatedly said he'd do...
No, the challenge was to do it without mentioning the Bible, remember? Also, wind is not divine, we know what it is and what causes it. You learn that in elementary science... oh wait, were you home schooled by chance?
So Gilgamesh exists, as do Harry Potter, Dracula, Frankenstein, and Zeus.
"... why then would it be on tv if it was fake?..."
Shhh! Better not tell RunningWolfShadows that all those so-called "Reality" shows are fakes, too. He couldn't take it.
Heck, he couldn't even go more than a few lines in the above post before collapsing into an all-caps meltdown. Such a fragile psyche this one has.
"the bible was written because HE KNEW THAT THERE WAS A GOD--HE HAD FAITH AND WANTED TO SHARE THE HAPPINESS HE HAD IN LIFE KNOWING GOD AND LOOK HOW MANY HAVE BEEN MADE-- MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE NOW FOLLOW GOD."
But all those other religions are ludicrous bullshit right?
"why then would it be on tv if it was fake"
Um, you do know being on tv is really not a guarantee of factual accuracy, right?
why then would it be on tv if it was fake
So Harry Potter and his magical abilities are real?
And there is really a bunch of survivors of human colonies out there in space, that fights with mighty spaceships against a a robot race called cylons?
And the Pyramids have really been erected by an alien race called Goa´uld, which impersonated many of the gods of the ancient human religions?
"you think some dumbshit would go and write a book that has soo many scriptures and sayings about GOD just to find out nobody cares?"
No, I think those dumbshits just wanted to control people through fear in order to become powerful.
"why then would it be on tv if it was fake, just like god"
By that logic everything on television is real....in which case reality television producers must adore you ^_^
"NO the bible was written because HE KNEW THAT THERE WAS A GOD--HE HAD FAITH AND WANTED TO SHARE THE HAPPINESS HE HAD IN LIFE KNOWING GOD "
You do know that the bible was written by more than one man, right?
"AND LOOK HOW MANY HAVE BEEN MADE-- MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE NOW FOLLOW GOD. "
I assume that first bit refers to the number of bibles in print, which means fuck all in regards to the existence of your God. The Harry Potter series has sold over 400 million copies worldwide, so I guess, according to your logic, Harry Potter is real, too.
"I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE CARE SO MUCH THAT THEY FOLLOWED WHAT IT SAID. SOLID GOLD STATUES IN JERUSALEM. "
Um.. I believe your bible frowns up on idolatry...
"SOME RETARD JUST STOOD UP TO GOD (ME) IM FUCKING PROUD..I LOVE GOD AND IM HAPPY "
Did you just imply that you're God? o_O
wind.. wheres the existence of it? you cant see it, but you know its there..it blows thing away, leaves, paper
thats a way to look at god..
Luminiferous Aether ... where's the existence of it? Like God, you can't see it, it doesn't blow things, it's undetectable by any instruments, and there is no physical evidence for its existence; but 19th century scientists thought it must be there because light must have some medium to carry it through space. That's a way to look at god ...
ask the people who have actually had an experience of seeing heaven, or even god for that matter
Which ones? The ones who saw the Jewish god? The ones who saw Jesus? The ones who saw Buddhist gods? The ones who participated in Michael Persinger's temporal lobe stimulation experiments?
NO the (circle all that apply: Rig-Veda, Qur'an, Popol Vuh, Book of Mormon) was written because HE KNEW THAT THERE WAS A GOD
Amanda: The two are not mutually exclusive.
RunningWolfStools: Massive fail. Did you ever notice how when people yammer on about their invisible super-being, other people give them money? WHAT KIND OF INCENTIVE IS THAT TO LIE?
Damn. I caught Capslock Fever.
::facepalm::
::headdesk::
...ow.
::Tylenol::
Wind has an effect on everything that can be measured and recorded...your god does not, learn some fucking science...I swear, sometimes i think picking up a science textbook for you fuckers is the equivillant of throwing holy water on Dracula
"why then would it be on tv if it was fake,"
Ok, this just automatically counts as a fail. Didn't read any further.
I can't see wind, but I can feel it and see it's effects. On a dusty road you can even see it's "shape". Not true for your deity, but if you don't like what I said YOU CAN ALWAYS SHOUT A LITTLE LOUDER IF YOU LIKE!!!!
[ask the people who have actually had an experience of seeing heaven, or even god for that matter..ghosts..they are real..why then would it be on tv if it was fake, just like god, HOUR LONG DOCUMENTARIES,MILLIONS TO BILLIONS OF BELIEVERS AND CHURCHES.. you ]
It's all a money scheme. That's what most religions are.
[MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE NOW FOLLOW GOD]
That doesn't prove squat.
Millions and millions of people believe in aliens too. That doesn't make it true.
[EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE CAME TRUE SO FAR..]
The flood has been proven false and Jesus was supposed to return 2000 years ago.
[IM FUCKING PROUD..]
Oh and Christ was against cursing. Of course you would know that if you actually read the bible.
Uhhhh...... you guys DO say that Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, and just about everyone else are inspired by Satan when this happens to them, right? Or do you have special powers that help you discern when the presence you perceive is God or the devil?
"ghosts..they are real..why then would it be on tv if it was fake,"
Do you mean those TV programmes where they walk around some old building, using night vision video, soiling their undies at the sound of every creaking door and floorboard? Yeah, very convincing!
LoneWolf, or a LoneWolf wannabe?
Whatever happened to LoneWolf, anyway? He was always good for a laugh.
One word: Mirages
Ooo I had a thought! Let's take this jem of edjukashun and tell him to look up at the sky. See that nice blue colour? Now, let's transplant him to the moon, minus a spacesuit (godwillprotecthim!). Look up at the sky. See that nice black colour? Now tell me you can't 'see' air. What was that? You can't speak with no air? So I won't hear your pleas to be saved - will your all-caring sky-fairy? Shame he 'forgot' to put air here as well!
"ok, i will [prove God] without the bible or a science textbook.."
"EVERYTHING IN THE BIBLE CAME TRUE SO FAR"
All aboard the fail train.
typical cretin.. talk about some bullshit wind story then start beating at his chest with tears rolling down his face, then anger, defensive and guilt trips.
And they wonder why we stay away from this crap.. why does an all powerful being rely on dorks like this to speak for him?
Fails to follow directions. Thinks the wind is proof of god. Thinks that if something is on TV, then it has to be real. Thinks that god is on TV. Thinks argumentum ad populum is a good logical defense. Confuses god with...god. Thinks the bible was written by one person. Thinks capslock makes his point more valid, or even thinks that capslock means he has a point. Forgets that most of these arguments work equally well for every other religion. This is one massive pile of fail. This is also probably the product of homeschooling. One more point, where are these solid gold statues in Jerusalem?
"why then would it be on tv if it was fake,"
I KNEW Star Trek was real, I KNEW it! Thank you for proving me right.
/sarcasm
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