There is a reason aliens and UFO's are in the media forefront and on the minds of people.
Satan wants to lead as many people as possible to their eternal destruction in hell. With so many diverse races, cultures, and religions, how will Satan be able to unite them all and appeal to as many people as possible? He will do something huge, something never seen before, something so unique, something so groundbreaking that people’s deeply engrained dogma's and paradigms will be forced to come crashing down.
Satan will use "aliens" (demons) and UFO's for his deceptive purposes.
Watch for the Antichrist, dead Pope John Paul II arriving in a UFO.
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Well, I don't know anyone who has aliens or UFOs at the forefront of their minds, but let that rest. But if John Paul II does arrive in a UFO, what then? Nothing; he'll still be dead.
There is a reason aliens and UFO's are in the media forefront and on the minds of people.
They are? Or do you just mean crazy people?
Watch for the Antichrist, dead Pope John Paul II arriving in a UFO.
You mean Grave Robbers From Outer Space? (The original title to Plan 9 From Outer Space)
There is a reason aliens and UFO's are in the media forefront and on the minds of people.
He will do something huge, something never seen before, something so unique, something so groundbreaking... don't preclude the existence of life on other planets, so no dice there.
Watch for the Antichrist, dead Pope John Paul II arriving in a UFO.
How so, personally, haven`t seen a single ufo related news in like a decade, where do these guys get it from?
Aliens and UFO's are in the media forefront and on the minds of people? Really? I thought aliens and UFO's were a bit passe...
So, how is this huge, never-seen-before, unique, groundbreaking thing going to differ from the Rapture, when Jesus is supposed to descend to Earth, heralded by horn-blowing angels? How will you know whether it's Christ or the Antichrist?
"There is a reason aliens and UFO's are in the media forefront and on the minds of people."
No, AnonCow, this ain't the 1950's.
"Satan will use "aliens" (demons) and UFO's for his deceptive purposes."
Oh, so that's his plan this week? I guess his previous project - R&B singers flashing Illuminati hand signs - didn't pan out? What's next? Water fluoridation? Star Wars? Invisible albino pygmies whispering Beetles songs (backwards, of course) into everybody's ears?
Nigga just went full retard.
Off topic a little here maybe,but I've never understood the whole Stan thing. Wouldn't Satan embrace anyone against God because they did as he did? Why would he torture anyone at all? Didn't God make Hell? So what, he put is 'buddy' Satan in charge of it to torture who he chooses to send there? I thought Stan and God were supposed to be diametrically opposed to the same things,hence the falling out bit,and not work together to have a special place of torture and work together on it like a business. Seriously..it makes no fucking sense at all.
Watch for the Antichrist, dead Pope John Paul II arriving in a UFO.
....alongside the death-dealing SHARKNADO....HERE ON SYFY!
This also screams, "How dare people get the idea that the universe is super-huge and that there may be intelligent life & civilizations on other planets!"
Would Elvis be hangin' with His Late Holiness as well?
I saw Elvis in a U.F.O. sittin' there with Howard Hughes,
Thank you, Mr. Ray Stevens, for that musical gem (shame you turned out all Teabaggy, yourself).
@ Karana
That's because of a couple of common misconceptions. Main one is that Lucifer reigns in Hell. As far as I know, Lucifer isn't running the show there, he is being punished. The Divine Comedy depicts him as being submerged in ice, chewing eternally on the faces of three guys (Judas and two other guys whose names I can't quite remember), unable to break free no matter how much he flaps his wings, which is actually what causes the cold that has him waist deep in ice.
The other one is that Satan and Lucifer are the same guy. They aren't. Lucifer was the fallen angel that rebelled against God (this being OT god, I'd rebel too), Satan was a servant of god.
"There is a reason aliens and UFO's are in the media forefront and on the minds of people. "
I thought it was vampires in the forefront of the media.
"Watch for the Antichrist, dead Pope John Paul II arriving in a UFO."
So it IS about vampires.
Confused?
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