[Why does nature produce homosexuality in animals?]
Demonic possession! The demons are known to infect animals they will infect people too!
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Because demons make animals like gay, dontcha know, wink.
Got a bridge to nowhere I didn't ask for federal money on after they refused it, Dontcha know, wink, WITCHES!
"sigh"
Where's bathtub leviathian guy when you need him? We could have him give the poor gheys an exorcism over the net, and they could come to Jeebus.
Oh wait...
We're not demonically possessed, and I can and am attracted to women. Explain the concept of bisexuals with your pathetic demonic possesion theory.
These fundies make it seem like being a demon is a really shitty job.
Like, they spend so much of their time possesing people and making teh gheys and promoting feminism and equality and just doing things that fundies don't like, it sounds like they never get holidays or breaks or even weekends off and the working conditions suck.
Where are the unions
Actually, they're called Daedra and come from a plane of existence called Oblivion that's beyond our Earth. I know that because it's written in a book in the video game Elder Scrolls III, IV and V. That's three times your Bible, so it must be true, right?
@FundeVision Inc
Explain the concept of bisexuals with your pathetic demonic possesion theory.
The demons only possess them part of the time, duh.
@Doubting Thomas
There's not eoough demons to go around? Or are these retired demons working part time?
@ DoubtingThomas and Why
"smiles wickedly"
You've got it wrong you see, I invited the demons inside me and trapped them with my vileness and sinful ways. They serve me now, and not even the name of Jesus Christ can exorcise them from me.
I call them Bob and Steve.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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