David #fundie answers.yahoo.com

We did not evolve from primates. Yet our common ancestor the serpent/caveman did. The original sin was an sex act between the woman and the serpent/caveman. Their offspring was cain Abel' half brother. Cain' family tree is portrayed in Genesis ch 4 completely separate from Adam' in ch 5. These two separate and distinct gene-pools crossed in Genesis ch 6 and whala you have us as modern men and women. I and I alone have walked the earth and have solved the riddle of creation. I did so by applying modern Science to THE WORD OF GOD BY HIS REVELATION CONCERNING HIS WORD THE BIBLE!!!
JESUS BLESS YOU

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