Internet Tough Guy: The Poem

EthicalFunTime #fundie reddit.com

[OP of "[POEM] The Great Cleansing"]

The Great Cleansing by /u/EthicalFunTime

So many choppers in the black of night
reflections on the pale moonlight
of falling leftists, splashing in
feeding sharks, I'll call that a win.
.
I'll say it once, I'll say it twice:
it's time to zyklon-b these lice
Santa Claus is coming to see who's naughty or nice
the guillotine's coming to separate and slice
.
Though there is an aphorism:
"Some people do prefer their scaphism."
lathered with milk and honey over a stagnant pond
seeing them suffer stiffens my wand
.
Over main street many leftists splatter
and then met with children's riotous laughter
alas, look! A wave and nod from the pilot!
and then he flies off into the twilight's dark violet
.
lined up in the streets antifa is decimated
only one survives, blinded and castrated
to send back a message to terrorist scum:
you'll never steal our personal wealth and income.

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