It means that UFOs are demonic in origin. Ever wonder why aliens always spout New Age propaganda and attack Christianity? It's because they are demons of Satan. Satan is the prince of the air. Never enter a UFO. You are entering a demonic place where aliens/demons will rape you and get you prego with a demon baby that will then be removed and taken to hell.
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This is clearly a POE. No one, and I mean NO ONE
Right?
Please tell me I'm right...
Y'know; Much of that UFO stuff is questionable and even if aliens were observing and studying us, I doubt they're demons. It's a huge universe, y'see & I highly doubt we're the only ones.
That said, the whole thing's prone to hoaxers and goofballs wanting to start cults.
But people from other planets, if they exist, are likely just people from other planets (with awesome 'wormhole' technology).
Finally, why are we still quoting Yahoo "Trollin' & Poein'" Answers?
And you know all this how? Because it isn't in any bible I've ever read.
Me, I think all the anal probing is the aliens looking for Christians' brains.
Listen, do you hear them drawing near, in their search for the sinners?
(Any takers for the Beth part?)
Ever wonder why aliens always spout New Age propaganda and attack Christianity? anything . Wait a moment. Were you watching Battlefield Earth?
@Mike Litoris
@SpukiKitty ...and even if aliens were observing and studying us... are visiting us, I actually wouldn't be surprised if they're just watching. There's a completely legitimate reason why Federation in Star Trek has the Prime Directive.
I thought that they were angels,
Oh, I don't know about New Age propaganda and what not. Some of the aliens I've met practice different faiths - usually depending on their country of origin.
Most, if not all, weren't unidentified flying objects - unless we're talking about those who work for the airlines. They were certainly identified, with IDs and everything.
Prego? The demon aliens will fill you with spaghetti sauce? Do they also fill you with sausages & diced onions, turning you into a giant stromboli?
The crazy here is over 9000; it makes $cientology look almost normal.
UFOs/demons are working with the Illuminati to produce the Antichrist.
And the Freemasons and the Scientologists, too! Plus don't forget the great Jewish conspiracy to take over the world and all that global warming nonsense, evolution, gay rights and feminism.
Looking at this persons other comments, I'm pretty sure they're either a POE, very new to the conspiracy rapture crowd, or off their meds.
Ever wonder why aliens always spout New Age propaganda and attack Christianity?
Yes, I have wondered about that. I was discussing finer points of intergalactic philosophy with an alien from the other side of the Milky Way just last week. He actually said: "I'm not too sure about this Jesus fellow being God's son". What a horrible thing to say! Attacking Christianity like that is inexcusable. Even for an alien.
Not only that. He kept bringing up this crap about healing powers emitting from salt crystals.
Please, kaykay, only post the third or fourth draft of your horrible Mythos fan fiction. Or better yet, just stop posting
For those of you wondering where this nonsense comes from, a creationist by the name of "dr" John Morris Pendleton presented it in one of his ridiculous creation seminars. For those interested, a youtuber by the name of Logicked did a lovely rebuttal video in his "Hello, I'm a Scientist" series. Pendleton is known for making claims so ridiculous that even other creationists sometimes disagree.
Aliens ALWAYS spout New Age propaganda?
I concur with Neil deGrasse Tyson; what if aliens have been here and looked for intelligent life, but didn't find any?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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