Let's compare Christianity, Muslim, God, and Satan.
Christianity: Love each other, you shall not murder
Muslim: Kill people who turn away
God: Love and help one another, be saved
Satan: I want to be God. Kill, steal, and destroy anyone who turns to him.
Let's play the match up game.
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Atheist: Successfully sues school for putting religion into the curriculum in violation of the First Amendment.
Christian: Issues anonymous death threats to the atheist and threatens to burn her house down.
Let's compare Christianity, Muslim, God, and Satan.
Christianity: kill all the red injuns, and homos, and muslims.
Muslim: Kill people who turn away
God: Kill any one who doesn't do what I say.
Satan: I want to be God. Kill, steal, and destroy anyone who turns to him.
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Um... correct Ibuki if she's wrong, but isn't there a lot of killing in the Bible, both under God's orders and by God himself, including one incident of worldwide genocide aside from a single family? Doesn't that kinda stand in opposition to miasia-chan's argument?
"Christianity: Love each other, you shall not murder "
Unless god tells you to murder, you know, like he did so many times in the bible?
So much for an "objective morality"...
It's easy to compare Christianity to Islam, because it has a strong chance of being seen as more tolerable. With other religions, and non-religions, it's not so easy.
I think it goes without saying that this person does not realize that Muslims also follow the Torah, which includes the whole "Thou shalt not kill" commandment.
Also, "Kill, steal, and destroy anyone who turns to him?" Do you mean Satan wants us to literally steal entire individuals?
christians, jews, muslims all worship the same God.
tough luck. you figure out what God wants.
Christianity: The Crusades, the Inquisitions, the Klan, the Lord's Resistance Army, Operation Rescue (and violent anti-abortion groups in general).
Muslim: Al queda, ISIS and their offshoots.
God: You deserve to be eternally tortured just for existing but kiss my ass enough and I might not burn you.
Satan: Do what you want to do. Make your own rules. Just play nice with others.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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