Jake99 #fundie forums.armageddononline.org

[Jake99 believes himself to be Jesus]

I am trying to cut the End Times short and I remain optimistic that one of you will wake up soon. I can stop the Mid East wars for all of time and have every intention of doing so just as I have stopped many other wars between people, unions and companies in the past.The UN has never stopped a single war and I do those things without anyone standing in my corner to advise or assist me.

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