God is Jesus,Jesus is God-If buddha was someone special he would have mentioned the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ.
He fails and is a false prophet thats going to lead loads of ignorant souls with him to hell.
Can you imagine getting rid of an evil spirit(demon) in the name of buddha?
Nope.... it just won't happen!
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No, I don't imagine getting rid of imaginary evil spirits, using cheap parlor tricks to make someone 'healed', or killing (insert followers of other religion here) in the name of Buddha.
Why would Buddha, living thousand of miles away would foresee the coming of a guy whose impact in his place and fellows would be minimal up to day?, why, if even their fellow mates the Jewish didn´t bothered much when he preached and don´t bother now, for that matter?.
You know, I have quite a nasty cold at the moment, so last night I asked Buddha to make my cold better and this morning I don't feel quite so bad.
Buddha never claimed to a prophet. Therefore, he cannot be a 'false prophet.'
As a practicing Buddhist, I have to laugh at this one.
freedomwarrior wrote:
I guess a lot of prominent Old Testament figures were no-one special too, as they didn't mention Jesus either.
Well let's see... we start with a false dichotomy, and then extend into complete and total ignorance about the nature of Buddhism. I mean, I'm not exactly knowledgeable on the subject, but I think I know more than this guy.
Budda is not a god, to begin with. And anyway, they do heal with religious paraphernalia too, and they use religion for a lot of things, not wars or spelling something that doesn´t exist, but they can spend nights and nights fasting to avoid reincarnation or taking care of their ancestors. By the way, why should Budda talk about a person born centuries after him and in a time or place years light from him?, the ignorant soul is.................you.
Actually in the book of Buddhism, I forgot what it was called, Buddha is Jesus's buddy.CHUMS!
Starring the comedic talents of Buddha von Buddha and Jesus McJoseph.
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*Scene opens on Jesus entering the living room. Buddha is watching TV.*
Jesus: Buddha, have you seen those loaves and fishes that I was going to feed the poor?
Buddha: Oh, those? I tossed them out.
Jesus: You tossed them out?! WHY?!
Buddha: *Sing-songy* Hey...Materialism IS the root of all evil! *Shrug*
*Audience Laughter*
Jesus: Buuuuuuuuuuddhaaaa!!!!! >_<
*Audience Laughter and applause.*
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Buddha's wardrobe provided by Chubby Men's Wearhouse.
@Zidane
Well, there's a Buddhist theocracy that's waging a war of aggression against Spain.
No, wait, that's my current game of Civilization IV. Nevermind...
and Jesus is anti-enlightenment. If he was for enlightenment he would have mentioned the Budha, the middle path, and..hey wait, this argument doesnt work!
>Can you imagine getting rid of an evil spirit(demon) in the name of buddha?
"Spiritual warfare" does not refer to physical warfare, FYI. It's all about like Satan attacking you spiritually to make you feel afraid or to cause you to understand logic or want the cock and shit like that.
Also some sorts of Buddhism believe in demons and other supernatural beings.
Confused?
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