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Fuck every woman, they are animals anyways. I have taken a new approach, 11 rejections, no problem, make it 12! I am an intelligent gentleman that needs nobody's confirmation. So I have resort to other solutions, I tried out fleshlights, they feel just terrible, I have tried humping my sofa with lots of lube, my penis started bleeding, and my hand is just too boring. So I have came with a new solution, bestiality. It is completely legal where I live to do it so don't come here and tell me what to do or not, anyway. Which animal has the pussy that feels the closest to women? I have heard that pigs/cows feel really comfortable, but is there any incel with any experience with bestiality? I am not hurting anyone, I will buy a cow/horse and feed it every day and fuck it occasionally when I feel horny or something, but I have heard that it differs from animal to animal. I did also some research and I found it to be a very reliable method, as the cows do not really reject you or walk away, so I won't really be having to introduce myself or do any of that normie shit and just get straight to the fucking. Also dont come with that consensual bullshit, I am sure that they would be more than happy to have me as a partner if they were human. I am also an extremely jealous person and I have thought of getting an alpha cow/horse to let him fuck my partner and I will get angry at him and end up killing him and eating him up, while I forgive my female partner and tell her it is okay. What do you think? My fantasy of beating up chads and getting a woman will be solved in one stroke, I think it sounds great.

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