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Scalia was Raptured

Everyone assumes the Rapture will take place instantly but I suggest to you that the Rapture began some time ago and this is why David Bowie, Vanity and Scalia died.

Read the description of Scalia...

“Other than being with his family or in church, there’s no place he’d rather be than on a hunt,”

“Everything was in perfect order. He was in his pajamas, peacefully, in bed,”

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the more I ponder it, the more sense this makes. If Scalia was Raptured, the family wouldn't be worried about an autopsy, in fact they'd avoid it and cremation. It would be proof positive.

We know Vanity had been a God-fearing, church-working woman for many years.

I'm not sure about Bowie but I'm black star had something to do with it. Perhaps its a code word for the Rapture.

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Scalia being Raptured could create a lot of inexplicable weirdness around his death. What if some of the other attendees witnessed his Rapturing?

Everyone would be freaked out, not want to discuss it, rush him off out of sight as fast as possible.

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He died at Cibolo Creek Ranch.
Cibolo means "bison".

The spiritual meaning of bison -

:Those with buffalo as power animal must walk a sacred path, honouring every walk of life. Buffalo will assist you in establishing a deep connection with Mother Earth and Father Sky. and will ask that you help the endangered species in the world"


Scalia was a old white guy...


"the White Buffalo is the considered incredibly holy. When the White Buffalo comes into our awareness (dreams, vision or even while hiking) it is a huge sign of promise, and great prosperity is soon to come after sighting this regal creature".

"Mid-tribulationists appeal to Daniel 7:25 which says the saints will be given over to tribulation for "time, times, and half a time," - interpreted to mean 3.5 years"


so according to some interpretations, the Rapture could take place over a multi-year period.

There are three theories about the Rapture:

1) Rapture occurs before tribulation

2) Rapture occurs mid-way through tribulation

3) Rapture occurs after tribulation


But what if all three are correct?

What if the Rapture is an on-going process throughout tribulation? Doesn't that make more sense?

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