This is nonsense. How do you think Jesus, the SON of God, was born? Because God and the holy spirit (mother of Jesus) had sex.
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1. So God had sex with the holy spirit
"This is nonsense. How do you think Jesus, the SON of God, was born? Because God and the holy spirit (mother of Jesus) had sex."
Uh, last I checked Mary wasn't the Holy Spirit. I find it both sad and amusing that I, an atheist, know more about your religion than you do.
Your second sentence is both a nonsequitor and loopy nonsense. The answer to your question is, of course, that he was forced from a woman's vagina by strong uterine contractions and expelled in a mess of pain, blood, and amniotic fluid. And if you've ever witnessed this firsthand, you'd no longer feel the need to make up silly sky pilots and magic fairy angels, because reality is infinitely more amazing that any fiction we can dream up. (And that especially includes fundies, who tend to be fantasy prone yet have a surprising lack of actual imagination.)
*End rant*
Wow, a fundie who actually thinks their god is capable of sex (a dirty, dirty action that is not to be affiliated with one so pure as their god). As amazing as that is, I have one question...Did god marry the holy spirit or just knock her up? If the latter, I'd hope you would never dare run around screaming that having a baby out of wedlock is a sin.
If God and the Holy Spirit could be sexy, why couldn't Jesus? Doesn't seem fair.
By the way, we atheists are awed by your deep understanding of your own religion.
Mary is not the holy spirit.
But unless they were married, it was a sin.
The Bible doesn't say they were married.
Thus, Jesus was conceived out of marriage.
This is all known as the Word of God, which is infallible.
Also, God cannot sin.
Also, the Bible states that having sex and children out of marriage is a sin.
We conclude
ERROR 17: CONFLICTING RULES. POSSIBLE CIRCULAR LOGIC. SEE ERROR LOGS.
Woah, woah, woah. You are implying that God had sex with himself...and gave birth to himself...
*loses 95% of brain cells*
Um, from what little I understand, I think this might be part of Mormon theology. I think they believe that God visited Mary in the form of a human and impregnated her that way. Anybody out there with a better understanding of Mormonism?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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