Male Gynecologists Are Evil
There's nothing any more wicked than a woman who chooses a male gynecologist. Oftentimes a woman does not have a choice of a male or female doctor when giving birth suddenly at the hospital, but a female doctor is Biblical and should be obtained in advance if possible. Albeit, a woman has 100% control over whether she sees a male gynecologist or not. Some men become gynecologists because they are perverts. One of the most common punch lines by men in the wicked world is “I should have been a gynecologist.” That's how sex pigs think. Any woman who allows another man to feel around her private area and look at her naked is committing evil. It is adultery of the heart.
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If you become a gynecologist to get off on looking at and touching women's vagina's
Let's just say a woman is generally at her least attractive around the time she's giving birth, especially the bit the baby comes out of,
I thought you said the most wicked things were homosexuals, Iron Maiden, evolution, Jews--I mean Rothschilds, and anyone who disagrees with you on anything?
One of the most common punch lines by men in the wicked world is “I should have been a gynecologist.”
I think the group of men most unlikely to make that joke would be actual gynecologists.
There is a similar joke in Germany about “being a cave explorer”. Does that mean that every male speleologist is also a dirty pervert?
Any woman who allows another man to feel around her private area and look at her naked is committing evil. It is adultery of the heart.
OK, David, I know this is hard to grasp for you, but not anything related to nakedness and genitalia has to be sexual!
Of course, by the time a female is seeing a gynecologist, she's probably too old to interest David sexually. He certainly knows how sex pigs think, being one himself.
Someone wishes they were a gynecologist because they would like to look at lady parts. That same someone feels enormous guilt and hates themselves for it. As a way of coping with that guilft and anger, that same someone rederects that anger against people who are gynecologists, claiming that they must be doing it for the same reasons he would like to.
Ring any bells Davey boy?
Wow. I know a gynecologist personally, and trust me, it's not all about the airbrushed female genitalia you see in the dirty magazines you have hidden in your garage, Mr. Stewart. There are the myriad of very large women whose genitalia is hard to find under all the folds of skin, and the diseased genitalia with oozing sores and scabs on them. If you think a man goes into that line of work just so he can get a peek at stuff like that, then that says much more about your private fetishes than anything.
Let's put it this way. A man who becomes a gynaecologist because he gets off on it is unlikely to be one for long. For that matter, he's unlikely to make it through his education.
You see, we don't like people who get off on being a gynaecologist to become gynaecologists. Just like we don't like child molesters to work in daycare. Or suicide bombers to join the police. Or Italians to become taxi drivers.
One of the most common punch lines by men in the wicked world is “I should have been a gynecologist.” That's how sex pigs think.
Of all the words in Dave's drivel, this is the only one that's true. In the medical world whether it's a man or woman I'm seeing for my health care, as long as they're being professional about it, I don't care what sex they are.
a female doctor is Biblical
Really? So you are ok with women being out there earning money and not being dependent on men?
More to the point, I bet you can't point to a single fucking thing in the Bible that says women should be doctors...
If a guy wants to look at vaginas for the sexual thrill, there are much easier ways of going about it than spending four years of your life in med school.
Also, by this logic, encouraging women to become gynecologists is encouraging them to engage in lesbian sex. I'm pretty sure Stewart wouldn't approve of that either.
More doctors than just gynos see women naked, Davy.
P.S. Some men/women become proctologists. Are they ALL perverts, Davy.
P.P.S. Some men become child-diddlers. Are they perverts too? Just asking 'cause I figure you're an expert.
I prefer female gynecologists, not out of modesty or your idiocy, Stewey. I think someone with experience having ladyparts would probably be more "understanding" in how they exam & have first-hand knowledge.
That said, if she wants a male gynecologist IT'S HER RIGHT!
If a person knows their stuff, that should be the only factor!
Considering that you don't like women who work outside the home, I think your real message, here is "GYNECOLOGY IS EVIL!".
Please eat a pelvic spreader, jerk!
Gynecologists? Seriously? Gynecologists?! No one who is mentally capable would ever accuse, of all people, gynecologists, of being evil. This is the ranting of a man whom has gone so far off the edge he can't even see the edge anymore.
Female doctors are biblical?
I thought that educated women were pissing god off and destroying society, Dave.
Can you at least try to be consistent with your hateful horse shit?
Crazy as ever, but at least he's coming at us from a new angle.
"Some men become gynecologists because they are perverts."
Sadly, this is true. I shan't name any names, but I'm acquainted with at least one person who fits the bill. Hopefully he's matured by now, or found a more approprate line of work.
Still, someone should remind Mr. Stewart that gynecologists generally deal with infected or diseased genitalia. It's not exactly a career in heavy petting.
There's nothing any more wicked than a woman who chooses a male gynecologist.
Well, except, of course, a man that rapes/fondles a little girl.
Right, Dave?
Right?
I honestly wouldn’t immediately guess that this quote was from our favourite kiddie rapist. Maybe a confused misandrist who happens to be Christian.
Of course, I’m certainly not an expert on this boring twit.
"There's nothing any more wicked than a woman who chooses a male gynecologist."
Except for, you know, pedophiles, rape apologists, Nazis, homophobes...I doubt that gynecologists would make the top 100 most wicked things in the world.
Really? NOTHING more wicked?
Even child murderers and klansmen are above male gynocolgists?
You're a fucking moron. Eat a bag of dicks. A whole bag.
I mean, I'm a straight male nurses aide and I spend literally all day bathing women and seeing them naked
There is nothing in the entire world less sexy
There's nothing any more wicked than a woman who chooses a male gynecologist.
Sure there is: a gynecologist who molests his patients. It's not the woman's fault for going to a scum-bag. Should you be called "wicked" if you hire an electrician to fix your wiring and you end up getting electrocuted?
"Some men become gynecologists because they are perverts."
There is some truth to this, like how some become priests so they can gain an artificial level of trust from the stupid deluded faithful and molest kids without being locked up.
Right dave?
In Mark 5, Matthew 9, and Luke 8, Jesus heals a woman with "an issue of blood." Guess your view is there's nothing more wicked than Jesus.
Have you seen the percentage of female gynecologists to male? They are in extreme demand. When your birth control is about to run out, when you feel like you're about to die pushing out a baby (not to mention the fact that there's like 10 people in the room at that point and you're watching yourself in a mirror to help the pushing, and it's not a pretty sight!), you don't give a shit anymore. Why do jackasses like you spout off crap when you have no idea what you're talking about? Do you have any idea what percentage of the population has direct knowledge that you're talking out of your ass (hint, it's like at least 33%).
Dave, make up your mind. If women are doctor, they´re feminist, independent...............all that jazz that you rant against it in other posts. Men who are gyno are so because they´re the best qualified to do the job. They´re not having sex with their patiences and, believe me, the procedure is not sexy at all. You, on the other hand, keep your pants off in Guam.
There's nothing more wicked than a convicted pedophile telling the world what is wicked.
Know any convicted pedophiles, Davey?
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