America is filled with living dead people. The average woman nowadays has no hesitation about dressing half-naked. They scoff at virtue and decency as a big joke. They detest modest clothing and spit in the face of God. They reject the Word of God (1st Timothy 2:9) and disregard anything that is holy. They are Christ-rejecters bound for the Lake of Fire in their sins. Hell will be hot! Judgment will be swift and final... the Lake of Fire will endure FOREVER.
Even after you've been burning in the Lake of Fire for a trillion years, it won't even be the beginning... you will BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!! Are you a crazy fool to take a chance like that? Obviously, the world is insane. Listen friend, the Bible has yet to be disproved. On the contrary, if you'll do even a little research... you'll discover that there's an overwhelming amount of concrete evidence (such as the Dead Sea Scrolls) in support of the Bible. Go ahead skeptics, I triple-dog-dare-you to try to disprove the Bible. You won't do it and it's never been done! All the claims of skeptics over the centuries have been shattered to pieces by modern science and archaeology.
You will go to Hell to pay for your own sins if you don't get saved...
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"America is filled with living dead people."
If you mean from the neck up, I agree with you (but not about who they are).
"Obviously, the world is insane."
I love everthing about this sentence.
EDIT: Did he just triple-dog-dare us? Holy shit, but David is my favorite fundie!
(Marc)
*pfft* I'd say he ran out, shortly after his very first post.
Yep; didn't even need to see the name I knew this was a David J. Stewart original the second I saw "dressing half naked." From now on, I'm just going to think of him as P-Cubed:
Pathetically predictable perv.
"you will BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!"
That seems rather excessive. Is there not going to be a point at which God can say, "You've learned your lesson / paid for your sins, you can go now."?
Paying infinitely for any sort of finite sin seems like a huge dick move on God's part.
"You will go to Hell to pay for your own sins if you don't get saved..."
Why bother if I'm not allowed to actually make good on them? Why am I going to Hell to pay for something forever? Just remove me from existence if I'm not going to pay off my debts.
Obviously, the world is insane.
Well, that's the conclusion you'll keep drawing if your whole world outlook comes from one source that was established a couple thousand years ago by bronze-age goat herders. Why is this so surprising to you?!
But in a bigger picture... boo-fucking-hoo, David J. You will never agree completely with the way the world is and (guess what?!) the world will never bend completely to the way you think it should be. Get the fuck over it. You are not the center of humanity nor is the rest of Christianity or any religion. Every human being on this planet must somehow find a way to live with each other, regardless of race, color, creed, political or other convictions, etc..
"The average woman nowadays has no hesitation about dressing half-naked."
Translation: half-naked in fundie speak means their ankles are visible.
"I triple-dog-dare you to try to disprove the Bible."
One, two, three, four, fix, six legs on an insect.
They reject the Word of God (1st Timothy 2:9) and disregard anything that is holy.
They reject the words of that misogynistic fuckwit Paul. It's a bit of a stretch to claim he spoke for God.
All the claims of skeptics over the centuries have been shattered to pieces by modern science and archaeology.
David, I propose it is the claims of Bible believing fundamentalists that have been shattered by modern science and archeology. There is little to no evidence for anything written in the Bible.
Well, David, a few years back, I spent a few hours in a burqa to see what it was like for the women in Afghanistan. I almost got hit by cars because my field of vision was so incredibly narrow, and the air I breathed felt really stale. So no, none of your ideas of modest clothing for me, sorry. You're just gonna have to deal with my evil satanic calves and my D-cups pushing out a blouse. Why don't you try therapy instead?
@GreenEyedLilo: "You're just gonna have to deal with my evil satanic calves and my D-cups pushing out a blouse."
You are not doing my heart condition any good, you know!
I dislike the average woman dressing half-naked as well. I'd rather see them completely naked, but the weather around here is much too cold.
Dave, would you just go visit a prostitute. You really, really need to get laid.
Gah! "there's an overwhelming amount of concrete evidence (such as the Dead Sea Scrolls)" Yes, let's use unsupported evidence to prove something! See, this book is true, there another book that says it is! Oh sweet leapfrogging Jesus! Jesus Christ on crutches! Come on, people. Come up with something better than that.
"triple dog dare". David, did you somehow fall through a timewarp straight into the present from the playground when you were six and miss out on all the intervening years' worth of mental development? Here's a hint so you don't blow your cover again: intelligent, mature, emotionally balanced adults are not easily swayed by "dares", triple dog or otherwise. Fuck, I thought such things were inexplicably meaningless idiocy even when I was a kid.
triple-dog-dare-you??
WTF?
"America is filled with living dead people."
BRAAAIIINNSSSS! om nom nom nom
"All the claims of skeptics over the centuries have been shattered to pieces by modern science and archaeology."
All the claims of the BIBLE over the centuries have been shattered to pieces by modern science and archaeology.
FIXED
(David B.)
You are not doing my heart condition any good, you know!
Nor my nose...excuse me. *rushes off to get a paper towel to deal with the nosebleed he's suddenly had*
Go ahead skeptics, I triple-dog-dare-you to try to disprove the Bible. You won't do it and it's never been done! All the claims of skeptics over the centuries have been shattered to pieces by modern science and archaeology.
How do you breed striped and/or speckled goats again? Why is there no evidence for the Exodus? What do you call the fake passages at the start of John 8? How about the added verse at Matthew 6:13? Or the one at Matthew 17:21? Or the one at Matthew 18:11? Matthew 23:13? Mark 7:16? Mark 9:44, 46? Mark 11:26? Mark 15:28? Luke 9:56? Luke 11:2-4? Luke 17:36? Luke 23:17? John 5:4? Acts 8:37? Acts 15:34? Acts 24:6-8? Romans 16:24? 1st John 5:7... the ONLY mention of the Trinity? (yep, the only verse to mention the Trinity is a fucking fake)
Oh, for fuck's sake, GET A LIFE, MORON!
That's what happens when one is severely sexually repressed people.
let's see, foolish to live as i like within the law and enjoy it or fool to follow a 2k year old book full of mistranslations, conflictions and use that as the reason to be good rather than being good just because i feel like it?
If anyone's going to hell, it's most likely you
there's an overwhelming amount of concrete evidence (such as the Dead Sea Scrolls) in support of the Bible.
The Dead Sea Scrolls just show that the Bible today is fairly similar to what it was 2,100 years ago. They don't show that it wasn't BS back then, too.
All sorts of things in the Bible have been proved wrong, but people just invent excuses out of thin air to ignore the proof. A reasonable person would note that of the two stories of Judas' death, at least one has to be wrong. But no. People invent silly scenarios to "explain" how the two versions are both true: he hanged himself, then the rope broke and he fell and burst open; he hanged himself, then his corpse rotted and fell and burst open; he tripped while carrying a rope and hanged himself and burst open at the same time; he hanged himself, but he screwed up and didn't actually die, then later he fell and burst open; the Greek word for hanging really means "falling on the sword", etc., etc.
however, Imade the mistake of reading on and got to:
"you'll discover that there's an overwhelming amount of concrete evidence (such as the Dead Sea Scrolls) in support of the Bible"
Doesn't this uneducated hick realise that the DSS are original source material of the wholly babble, not independent documentation?
Spit in the face of god...
How can that be done exactly?
Pascal called, he wants his argument back.
"... you'll discover that there's an overwhelming amount of concrete evidence (such as the Dead Sea Scrolls) in support of the Bible."
You cannot support anecdotal evidence with more anecdotal evidence. That's like saying the Starship Enterprise is real because it also appeared in episode 2.
Keep trying though, maybe someday you will come up with a real argument that is not just verbal legerdemain.
As soon as I saw something about women in immodest dress, I knew it just HAD to be David J. Stewart. Listen up Dave, there is no Lake of Fire in the Earth. It has a liquid mandle and an iron core. Fire Lake IS a song by Bob Seger, and a damn good one, at that.
Whos gonna ride that chrome three wheeler
Why does every christian fundy assume that once we fall into the lake of fire we won't able to swim out of it?
I mean look at satan, he's got out of it and seems to be doing ok for himself, seeing as he's supposed to be on par with god.
David J. Stewart seems to have only read the first half of 1 Timothy 2:9, then stopped.
The verse admonishes women who dress EXTRAVAGANTLY , i.e. who wear their wealth on their clothing.NOT admonish women who dress in skimpy or seductive clothing.
But then, since when do Fundamentalist Christians actually care about what the Bible says?
Had to pop back to note this...
you'll discover that there's an overwhelming amount of concrete evidence (such as the Dead Sea Scrolls) in support of the Bible.
And when I say validate, I mean "shows it hasn't changed much"
Guess DJS thinks the Jews had it right all along... unless he's stealing their work to back up his. (like a Christian would ever do that...)
From his site as to how to be saved:
Salvation is NOT found in a religion or good works, but in a person... The LORD JESUS CHRIST!"
So, then its cool if I dress all half nekkid like so long as I accept Christ? Cool. I don't have to worry about continue to sin or anything? That's a pretty sweet deal. Too bad that means I'd have to deal with wankers like him for all of eternity.
I'm confused, I thought the bible had been disproved several times already. like when modern science and archaeology proved that the world is actually billions of years old, instead of mere thousands. and then there was that time we proved evolution by watching birds in the Galapagos form new species in front of our eye's as well as all that business with the fruit flies and bacteria.
how about all those Neanderthal bones and Homo Erectus and the others of the 13 human relatives we've found. while I'm on the subject I don't remember there being any dinosaurs in the bible.
and lets not forget that ALL "proof" for the bible only serves to prove small irrelevant details and proves nothing about any divine events. there may very well have been a person named Jesus, but that doesn't mean he was the son of god. in fact at least three other religions think he did exist, but all as either a prophet, king, or just some guy.
do i win yet?
So wearing attractive clothing means I'll go to hell?
Man, David J. Stewart, your god is a real dick.
God is all knowing, all seeing. He created the cosmos, and everything in it. Nothing happens without his knowledge or consent, for he is responsible for the workings of the universe, and everything in it. But if you really wanna piss him off, wear clothes arbitrarily attributed to a different gender, or fuck someone of the same sex.
"America is full of living dead people."
"you will BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!"
"Obviously the world is insane"
"I triple-dog-dare"
David J Stewart is a prophet from God please listen to him I beg you some things he says are true. Trust Jesus as your savior because we are all sinners and God loves you.
Aww, how cute. You have an unsupported idea that I'm always going to be wrong no matter what I do. Seriously, Hell is bullshit, and the idea of it only exists because fundamentalists need something to tell them that they're right and that intelligent people are wrong. Without Hell, every fundamentalist would kill himself.
>> The average woman nowadays has no hesitation about dressing half-naked. ... Hell will be hot! <<
Well, dressed for the occasion, then.
**sigh** They hate the devil science but sure want to use it to bolster their claims.
Hell is very real.
Ummm... What?
"The average woman nowadays has no hesitation about dressing half-naked. They scoff at virtue and decency as a big joke. They detest modest clothing and spit in the face of God."
If you must know DJS, it's guys like you who contributed to my self-induced isolation and wearing of baggy, masculine clothing topped with an over-sized trench coat (or sweater, before I got the coat) from the time I was 10 until sometime last year, because I was afraid otherwise. That's twelve years of paranoia, missed friendship and patchy social skills because I was in fear of the people around me.
You don't hit puberty in the third grade without learning that the hellfire-and-brimstone types are the first to call an 11 year old girl a slut for wearing a tank top during a heatwave, and the first to say many other crass things to a very short preteen with big boobs whenever her parents made her go in public in normal clothing.
To this day, I still get suspicious if someone compliments me. Thanks a lot, Jesus freaks!
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