Sexual immorality is rampant in south Florida, where the infamous Haulover Beach is located. Thankfully Chicago has bitterly cold winters to force people to put their clothes back on. Winters are great for morality! I've heard decent men say that moved to Montana to live right, to escape the lasciviousness of the warm climates. I certainly cannot argue with that. Hawaii, southern California, Florida and other warm places are cesspools of iniquity and immorality.
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Oh, yeah, god forbid people dress in light and revealing clothes during hot summers! I mean, it's not like they can get a heatstroke if they walk around in parka's. No, it's purely done out of immoral reasons.
"Thankfully Chicago has bitterly cold winters to force people to put their clothes back on." - Yes and concerning homeless people without warm clothes, well sucks to be them! All that matters is that it's cold enough that regular people dress themselves so thick a burqa's more revealing.
Seriously, though,... David you're a sick, twisted asshat and I'm pretty sure you have made it very clear you are irredeemable. If winters are great for morality, then perhaps you should travel the world to always be in the coldest winters across the globe.
Yes, gotta love the frozen tundra of GUAM!
Why D.J. Stupid doesn't just move to Antarctica is anyone's guess.
Oh, Mr. Stupid, when Adam & Eve were around in the Genesis story, they were naked. We're all born naked, we all bathe/shower naked, we procreate naked and we get surgery done naked. Nakedness is perfectly moral. God invented nakedness.
Honey, in bitter cold winters, people tend to snuggle up with each other and have a bit of sexy time to keep (slightly) warm.
Ever hear about the "morality" of Swedish women? We have, what some say, three months of "summer" and nine months of Hell. Today, when the temperature reached record numbers*, for early March, people removed their jackets and jumpers and sit in the sun wearing only t-shirts, and in a week or two they will have a heavy cold.
What those record numbers are? Oh, let me "translate" Celsius to Fahrenheit first...
* The record is the highest temperature since they started to keep statistics, 250 years ago.
"Hawaii, southern California, Florida and other warm places are cesspools of iniquity and immorality.
I wouldn't mind if Stewie was sent to Siberia.
But FL has DisneyWorld! Granted, it also has legions of senile old people that vote republican & those giant flying cockroaches, but...DIsneyWorld!
I'd love for DJS to just move to Greenland.
I'm not so sure the sheep in Montana are so fucking happy about the morality up there.
Buffalo? BUFFALO!?
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