I'd like to make a movie about hell, or somebody ought to, that would be fun.

Imagine all the noise and the stench and smoke and the abject squalor and the horrid awful incessant torture, a huge place constructed for a hundred billion hideous people screaming and moaning and gargling their own blood.

Meanwhile church folks up in heaven laughing and calling down to us atheists "I told you so."

And all the toilets in heaven flush into holy divine pipes, and all that poop is piped to hell, where it is heated to 500 degess and dumped on the atheists.

That's basically what God will have going on for all eternity, and he'll never get tired of it.

Hot-damn!