dont let anyone print any marks on your forehead or hands if you allow this you will get Leprosy (Rev 13:13-18) and not only leprosy but you are guaranteed a ticket to the lake of fire, (Rev 14:9-11) .
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So, don't let them stamp your hand so you can get back into the bar?
I'm so glad I gave up the shackles of religion, and idiots like this willingly put on more.
TW you has better not eat shellfish or pork. And remember to beat your kids regularly, rape your wife, and never work on Sunday. Also don't shave your face, never curse, stone adulterers, and never wear any cloth with both wool and linen. Also don't touch any woman for her period and seven days after her period so basically don't touch a woman 2/5ths of the time. The list of stupid rules just goes on and on.
If you want to follow one arbitrary bible rule you had better follow them all. Good luck!
And you've seen one of these tickets where?
I'd love to be alive to see the end of the Age of Pisces and the beginning of the Age of Aquarius. If history is a guide, this bullshit will be replaced by new and improved bullshit at that time. I'm so sick of these clichés; ANY change would be for the better!
Leprosy is easily treatable these days:
'MDT remains highly effective, and people are no longer infectious after the first monthly dose.[11] It is safe and easy to use under field conditions due to its presentation in calendar blister packs. Relapse rates remain low, and there is no known resistance to the combined drugs '
So there's Revelation - and therefore your precious 'Apocalypse' and the 'Second Coming' completely fucked, then.
Can you say 'Smallpox Eradication Program from 1950-80', ~TL;DR~? Because you clearly can't from that rock you're living under.
Hmmmm....it's been cool and very rainy here in Alberta this year. This Lake Of Fire you speak of, does it have nice shoreside cabins? Nothing fancy, just a clean, cozy place to lay our heads. And what exactly do I have to write I my hands to get this ticket? Does it come with a confirmation number? 666, you say?
Well I guess that explains all that leprosy I've been having since Summer-Fest. I'd say I smell a lawsuit, but, you know, no more nose.
Milwaukee, you will be hearing from my lawyers!
'Leprosy' refers to multiple skin conditions. Quite a few of them are, thanks to modern medicine, treatable.
Not a single one comes from ink. Germ theory, how does it work.
"if you allow this you will get Leprosy"
Or you know, you could eat something besides seafood, that's been kept and stored in unsanitary conditions--I do hope you are avoiding shellfish altogether, you lunatic, you. Do this, and you can write/draw whatever you want to on your forehead and hands. Eat some lemons or sour kraut too while your at it, or next thing you know you'll be failing to prevent/cure scurvy with scriptures too.
dont let anyone print any marks on your forehead or hands
Writing formulas on my hands before tests got me an A in math, but no leprosy. At least not yet.
<i>...if you allow this you will get Leprosy</i>
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*blink*
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Awww, did someone have a bad experience getting mehndi at the art fair? You know the so-called "black henna" is actually a hair dye that's known to cause severe allergic reactions, right? Maybe <i>that's</i> why your arm is blistered up like Satan's ballsack.
Huh, I've done henna on my hands and feet before. Never had any problems. I got a real tattoo on my foot a few months ago, and the only problems were some itching and peeling, both of which are to be expected. I think you're full of shit, OP.
Leprosy is caused by Mycobacterium leprae,] one of the least infectious disease organisms known, which is just about impossible to culture outside of a live host like an armadillo. Which would make it hard as hell to grow it in the quantities you'd need to infect tattoo needles and/or biometric implants on a mass scale with it--because the only way your imaginary antichrist's "Mark" would be able to cause leprosy would be if they were deliberately infected with it.
Confused?
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