PLEASE PEOPLE, I HAVE AN ENTIRE FAMILY, 2 BROTHERS, ONE MOTHER, ONE SISTER AND ASUNDRY NEICES, NEPHEWS, UNCLES, AUNTS AND IN LAWS THAT ALL NEED TO BE SAVED. WHY DO YOU AS A CHRISTIAN DELIGHT IN THE CURSINGS YOU WISH TO BRING UPON MY FAMILY? MY POOR DEPARTED FATHER IS LIKELY TO BE PERISHING IN THE PITS OF HELL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THE EVOLUTION LIE AND YOU DELIGHT IN MY SORROW FOR MY FAMILY!!!
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Why should you be sorrowful? Why would an all-powerful being would torture anyone over a simple misunderstanding, if it in fact, created everything. And if it did toture for such a reason, why would you want to worship such a creature anyway?
Cap locks: Cruise control for cool.
Obviously, all of these people are smarter than you if they believe in evolution.
Were you born in the wagon of a travelling show?
Did your mamma used to dance for the money they'd throw?
Did your papa do what ever he could? Preach a little gospel? Sell a few bottles of Doctor Good?
Totally pointless and senseless, I know - pretty much like your post.
YOUR POOR DEPARTED FATHER HAS ALREADY PERISHED.
YOU NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL and turn off the capslock, already!
Bet this guy's a thrill at family reunions.
"Hey, watch out for cousin Endtimes, he's on a Jesus rant again."
"I didn't know that kind of crazy ran in our family. I guess it's something to look forward to in our senility."
The sad part is I'd bet that his 'unsaved' relatives are just different strains of christian..
Mwa-ha-ha, our evil schemes have come to fruition, and another family of innocents will end up enduring an eternity of torture because they were deceived by us. Come my comrades in evil, and let us go to a den of corruption to celebrate. I'll pay you a pint of virgin's blood.
and this why Christianity sucks.
If I was a Christian I'd have to believe that my beloved mother, who was one of the kindest, most gentle, caring, intelligent, and productive people you could ever meet is now suffering eternal torture because she didn't believe in Jesus as her "personal savior".
Nice religion.
I truly love CSE for comedy purposes. They are the biggest bunch of whiny hypocrites in the universe. Their leader got caught being a thief and a liar, and now they try to come with every kind of excuse in the universe for his felonies so they will not have to admit that they were scammed by a "temple moneylender". And you just know, that were it someone from Richard Dawkins group that they would be demanding "a pound of flesh" and saying "I told you so"!
Wait. So according to your beliefs, your family is burning in Hell, tortured for all eternity, simply because they believed in a proven scientific theory instead of taking the word of the bible on blind faith?
Remind me why you'd want to believe in such a senseless entity as your "God" to begin with.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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