['I am not worried about aliens. If anything, I think they could help us see how primitive we really are.']
We need help, true. I expect we will get it from an alien invasion from space soon. It will be an army of aliens riding white flying horses, the armies of heaven led by Jesus.
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@MK
"dad" may just be a really dedicated troll. I haven't decided yet.
dad's nonsense reads like a Something Awful joke written by Reid "Frolixo" PaskiewiczI was very fond of building model airplanes as a lad. For one, they never teased me or threw me in rubbish cans like my classmates. The other reason was that I loved to inhale the sweet model glue fumes. It would take me to a magic place of wonder and whimsy, far away from this painful existence and mother's boyfriend lashing me to the ceiling fan with his belt and throwing beer cans at me. "
@TDR
wait... is he saying Jesus is an alien? Because if he is, why isn't he at the alien UN in Star Wars?
General Jesus and his super-duper, vacuum-tolerant, white, flying horses, I guess.
I heard that Thomas Aquinas has been promoted to Lt. General and given command of the VI Corps. dad, when you die, you're being thrown into his 3rd Infantry Division. Tom wants those grunts ready for war within the millennium.
Wouldn't the horses burn up on re-entry through the atmosphere ? Or suffer explosive decompression in the icy vacuum of space ? How do they traction in zero G ? Something just does not quite ring quite true here.
OK dickhead - horses were mentioned a lot in the babble because they were 'cutting edge technology' so to speak. Heck if Jesus had come right back like he promised, he might've used horses.
<<< Suppose we encountered aliens whose society evolved entirely along rational lines - can you imagine how much fun it would be watching someone try to explain a religion to them? >>>
@Libkitten
I dunno about this one, my sarcasm meter is beeping. Or maybe it's just beeping in the hope that he isn't actually this silly. really is this silly.
He's the guy that, when asked where all the flood water went from the Noah story, claimed it was blown into space and that evidence of it had been found when NASA discovered water on Mars. He even started a thread on his "theory" here
Oh no, dad is Daryl Braithwaite...We will fly-y-y way up high-igh-igh where the cold wind blows
Or in the sun, laughin' havin' fu-un with all the people that she knows
And if the situation should keep us separate-ed, you know the world won't fall apart
And you will free the beautiful bir-ir-ird that's caught inside your heart
Can't you hear her, oh she cries so loud, casts her wild note over water and cloud
That's the way it's gonna be little darlin', we'll be riding on the horses yeah yeah
Way up in the sky little darli-in', and if you fall I'll pick you up, pick you up...
You will grow-ow and until you go-o, I'll be right there by your si-ide
And even then whisper the wi-ind and she will carry up your ride
I hear all the people of the wor-orld (people of the wor-orld) in one bird's lonely cry
See them tryin' every way they know how-ow-ow to make their spirit fly
Can't you see him, he's down on the grou-ound
He has a broken wing, looking all arou-ou-ound
That's the way it's gonna be little darlin' (be little darlin')
You'll go riding on the horses yeah yeah
Way up in the sky little darlin' (in the sky-y little darlin')
Oh, and if you fall I'll pick you up, pick you up
That's the way it's gonna be little darlin' (be little darlin')
You'll go riding on the horses yeah yeah
Way up in the sky little darlin' (in the sky-y little darlin')
And if you fall I'll pick you up, pick you u-up
That's the way it's gonna be little darlin'
You'll go riding on the horses yeah yeah
(Pick you up darlin' if you fall) Way up in the sky little darlin'
(Don't you worry 'bout a thi-ing little girl)
And if you fall I'll pick you up, I'll pick you up
They have horses on other planets?
"Who's that riding in the sun?
I still don't know why god needs armies. He's omnipotent, he can just will things to be as he wishes, including the extirpation of the antichrist, sinners, etc, etc
If there are aliens, the odds are if they are technically advanced to reach our planet in their lifespans, then they are waiting until we lose religion as they have no doubt done before talking with us. Otherwise I suspect they'd be so annoyed with the idiots that they would kill the Geniuses along with the morons. I have no doubt that if they can make it here, that they are Atheist or Deist depending on what their science has revealed. The odds favor aliens over Jesus, moron.
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