Obama is a moving man. He's putting things in place for the final one. Obama sold his soul to the devil along ago. He will not repent. He's too busy imagining that he will be a dictator. That's why he nearly falls over when he meets a King, or any kind of person in an authoritarian position. It's all about Obama.
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Yup, over the past year Obama has been putting together his master plan of turning America into a godless commie Muslim Nazi paradise, and he's done it so well that only fundamentalist Christians and far-right Republicans have caught him. But unfortunately since the Constitution says the POTUS has ultimate power in dealing with everything from government to what people can type on message boards, they can't do anything to fix it.
Any minute now we'll just wake up one day and bam. Communism everywhere.
Any minute now.
Wait for it...
"That's why he nearly falls over when he meets a King, or any kind of person in an authoritarian position. It's all about Obama."
Your last two sentences contradict each other, genius.
"...That's why he nearly falls over when he meets a King, or any kind of person in an authoritarian position."
Is that about the "Bowgate"? Isn't it standard practice for world leaders to respect each other's traditons? Did Bush not bow?
ETA: SleepNeed . That addressed one of my main comments! May I ask where you found it?
Though, since that's not the Japanese leader, that's clearly what the problem is.
Wait, so you can sell your soul and then still get into heaven by repenting? So... I could make a pact with the devil, live a life of fabulous riches, and then do the ol' death bed confession thing and spend eternity in paradise? Sweet. I love these biblical loopholes!
Or...he's trying to establish better trade and cultural relations with countries that had previously been ignored or demonized by the US. When Bush left the White House, America's reputation had become pretty tarnished.
Also, Obama is a Christian (at least, the last time I checked; not my country, so I don't try to find out every little detail of its leader's life).
You mean because Obama shows respect to foreign leaders and observes their customs while in their countries he is a dictator.
So a completely democratic leader should just say fuck you to all countries and start bombing them right?
Let's see... Obama is taller than the Saudi King and the Japanese emperor, so to maintain the polite eye contact, he has to bow lower. He shows respect, and you are a fucking idiot.
...and after early November 2016, someone's now having to prove that hindsight is not 20-20.
Try and move those goalposts now, without being perceived as a traitor - certainly a hypocrite - o OP.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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