[In a thread about sexual orientation discrimination by small businesses in the United Kingdom.]
They should do this in the United States. I don't want to have to eat in a room with a bunch of gays.
[How bout Jews and blacks, would you eat with them, or would you run if they sided with the gays?
Just wondering.]
I don't mind other races because they don't have secret conversion agendas like the gays do.
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I follow that conversion agenda religiously. Every night, before I go to bed, I tally up how many people I've turned to the dark side. Children count double, ya know.
Ah, Sweet Angeline, so certain that gay people will find you attractive and want to 'convert' you. How presumptuous. How arrogant! I'll tell you now, you could be the most physically attractive person in the room, but I'm afraid the ugliness of your soul would preclude me from wanting to even acknowledge you, let alone 'covert'you.
Incidentally, why are so many homophobe's concerned about being converted? Unless, of course, they secretly fear that the gay person doing the converting might actually be successful .
I don't mind other races because they don't have secret conversion agendas like the gays do.
Oh, so wrong. I myself have personally converted several white people into Afro-Caribbeans. And I tell you, they are grateful.
I've had dozens of gay friends over the past several decades. We've gone out for dinners, seen movies, sporting events, etc.
I'm still a flaming heterosexual, so I guess teh ghay can't be that contagious.
Fuckwit.
Hey, I don't like the way she said it, but this is a fucking awesome idea!
One room for the tolerant people who embrace the diversity of the human spectrum, and a little room with plastic knives and forks for the bigots!
EVERYBODY WINS!
They're happy. We're happy. We also get all the interior designers and they'll never dare set foot in the 'other' rooms and never realise they're eating shit!
Agendas? Oh, no, sweetheart, it's much more than that now. So much more.
Run along.
The wiiiiind . . . is bloooowing . . . our deadly kiiiiiss . . . deadly kiiiiiissssss . . .
I think she's talking about "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
It's a sad world when encouraging a man to wear something other than sweatpants and a t-shirt older than Christ, expanding his palate to something more refined than "Hungry Man" and Doritos, cleaning his house, explaining to him that "Independent Film" doesn't mean amateur porn, and teaching him hygiene any monkey knows constitutes a "conversion agenda,” no matter how much it may scare her Neanderthal husband.
Please understand, I don't think that description fits all men, but you have to admit every guy on Queer Eye looks like he just made an appearance on COPS or is a huge hippie.
Confused?
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