TheVaudevillain

@TheVaudevillain

Donald Trump & J.D. Vance #psycho #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Jesus K LeChrist, Bad enough they basically did a mob shakedown, but this is a level of petty spite that I didn't expect even with the bar lowered as far as it has been.

Dr. Joseph Sansone #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

"I am not backing down! Standing alongside an Army of the Dead, I filed my Appellate Brief today. My case number is: 1D2024-3305 in the First District Court of Appeal. The Appellate Brief is below."

Worst. Evil Dead. Reboot. Ever.

Brent D. Cates #wingnut #conspiracy

The Super-dee-duper Fourth Branch! Somehow powerful and influential enough to completely hide every trace of their complicated machinations - somehow also too poor and incompetent to hire a second assassin.

What's even more unbelievable is that there are actually less direct lies in this screed than there are on the actual DOGE website.

🌞Xǝgis #ufo #magick #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Manipulative Liquid crystal extraplanar intelligence that can consume souls and memories whole while creating a hivemind colony?

Did...did this person think Killjoys was a docuseries?

Chief Eagle Feather via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #conspiracy

I don't know why it tickles me so much that the spirit of Eagle Feather, which is apparently a name now and not a honorific, has to translate roads as 'asphalt snakes', yet is somehow also totally familiar with the concept of smog.

Wintery Knight #wingnut #fundie #dunning-kruger

" ...you can only describe people’s personal preferences or social customs, that vary by time and place"

Yeah... That's how it works. It was socially acceptable in the Bible to bring home a comely POW and force them into marriage, or to make somebody live with the person who assaulted them. Apparently okay back then - but betting that person would say it is morally repugnant now.