Malingspann

@Malingspann

the shed blood of Jesus Christ

Who is nicknamed Jesus “Two-Blood-Sheds” Christ. Even though he only has one blood shed.

He told everyone he was considering getting a second blood shed, but he never got around to it. But the nickname “Two-Blood-Sheds” stuck.

If he should lose his blood shed, he’d be Jesus “No-Blood-Sheds” Christ.

Russ Winter #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

The technology has been known to psycho-actively overwhelm and covertly control and manipulate entire civilian populations. Into eating half of a birthday cake.

Diana-lostandfound #crackpot #sexist

#di rants#kam2026#radblr#radical feminists do interact#i hate men#gender critical#bioessentialism#men are parasites#xy is a chromosomal defect

#stop #abusing the #hashtag

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #psycho #fundie #god-complex #racist

The more women and children are tucked/heated in this Spine Paradise of your four Daddies/Hubbies & Sons, the more Katrina Law will duck you to fat, disease and disillusion every filthy second of your livers. It doesn’t matter if you don’t rep women and children, Arrogant Fuck Thermos: your vibrational veneerers definitely do and they're 100% part of The Old Sadistic Satanic Scaffing.

Dan Smith #fundie

Damn Sith: “‘Evolution’ means ANYTHING said to be ‘scientific’ - from ANY ‘field of science’ - that contradicts Scripture literalism!!!”

Jesse Watters #sexist #wingnut

Trump's a raging sexist who only fires women

Not in our world.

The Trump who only fires women is president of
the USA in the world where…

…the computer game Pac-Man was never made.

…there’s an international law saying that you can’t own a car that was made prior to your birth year.

…squids the size of blue whales are known to exist.

…the autopsy of Charlie Kirk revealed he had two livers.

…instead of flat-Earthers, there are cube-Earthers.

Declan Finn #wingnut #dunning-kruger

First, the glacial media insisted that it was to feed soft. Then they didn’t work all tide complains. Then they pretended two certain people were cards. Funny hat. Perhaps she would shoot at me and see who they tit like.

But right dingers won’t shoot at left-handers. Tin dam.

Bill Toppson #wingnut #conspiracy

Such and evil party

Toll Bippson: “Me fail English? That’s unpossible!”

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #fundie #god-complex #psycho #homophobia

Rev. Joel Webbon #wingnut #racist

I know that this will kill my grandchildren, but can we just import half of the country of Haiti, just to be nice?

JW claims there’s no racism in America, then shows himself to be proof to the contrary.

Claudia Hernandez #fundie #psycho

Prolotario #wingnut #conspiracy

Maybe by the time of, say, the 100 year anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing, people will say “How could someone like DONALD TRUMP become the second US president in history to serve two non-consecutive terms??”

Trustyourperceptions #crackpot #sexist #god-complex

Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Looker for truth #racist #conspiracy

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

the 47th President will announce in JULY that aliens are REAL

Will he still be alive in July?

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

Looker for truth #racist

Anon #homophobia

I hate male homosexuality so much. What a miserable, dysgenic birth defect.

Is it the same with female homosexuality?

Looker for truth #racist

Any differences, however, between Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews are mainly physical and superficial in basis; between all Jews, the spiritual “kernel” of Jewishness can be said to be distinct and the same. They are out to create giant fishes that’ll attack fishing boats.

Diana-lostandfound #sexist

Logical men are past a bio rise. The oranges of sex are philosophically the scientific completion of parasitism. When other men wax about "the literal half" or how "men and women define each other," it's because the past ratio completes the shite. Again, completion. The para shit is nothing without the toes. But short men are too e-sighted to realize that it's projectly one-sided. The she-past has absolutely no need for the ratio. In fact, it's the only bang holding her thick.

Looker for truth #racist

Average Dad #transphobia #fundie

AD: “As PITT parents we share your pain and agony, trans is one of the worst things ever foisted onto society, it is NOT something that ‘has been with humanity since humanity came to be’! Trans is as old as the time that has passed since I first heard of it, no older! How can it be older? Nothing that I haven’t heard about is real!!”

Reasonable-Act-7175 #sexist

the default state for men is abusing women always

What would the world have been like if that was true?

Would men and women have two different side by side communities, mostly meeting only for one night stands?

How would it be for the LGBTQIA?

Kerry Cassidy #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

he only question is whether Trump and the white hats are seeding this info out into the media on purpose to EXPOSE THE SSP to the world

Trump is only interested in enriching himself. He wants to have as much as possible when he dies, whenever that’ll happen.

Chris Jack #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

Trustyourperceptions #crackpot #sexist

@TatersForever5481 #254106
what are your ancestors going to be made from?

Their ancestors lived and died a long time ago.

But their descendants may not have been conceived yet…

Looker for truth #racist #conspiracy

Sounds like this, an alternate version of the Fundie Definition of Liberalism at http://creationtheory.org/Essays/Phrases.xhtml

Jewish
Anti-semitic definition: “A catch-all label which is applied to everyone that those who think Hitler was the good guy of WW2 don’t like.
Like the ones who…
…are positive to the LGBTQ.
…thinks Donald Trump should be removed from office.
…are non-Palestinians who live in Israel.
Over time, anti-semites learn to dismiss people as bad simply by calling them "Jews", as if no further explanation is required.”

C.T. #wingnut #racist

“Our Constitution,” said Hans Frank, “is the will of the Führer.”

That’s what Trump has attempted to become, America’s Führer.

Thoth via Octavia Vasile #magick #quack #crackpot

Stephen Flurry #fundie #homophobia

This is an Audi USA Co insult to the Reactor of human beings, the Reactor of heterosexual sex! These people are facing God’s fists in their shake!

Thomas Ryan Rousseau #wingnut #racist

Christ Loving America #fundie #conspiracy

CLA: “They think if they use their gaslighting techniques against me I'll just become an atheist like them but I'll always be loyal to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Who DOES exist! Because I believe in Him!! And I’M too SMRT to believe in gods that are just imaginary friends!!!”

The Dude #wingnut #pratt

The Dude: “How can iron be heavier than aluminium when there are more letters in aluminium than in iron??”

Erin Mersino, U.S. Circuit Judge Consuelo Callahan and four unnamed mothers from California #quack #pratt #fundie

Four mothers turned to a Ninth Circuit panel Friday to reinstate their lawsuit challenging California’s prohibition on religious exemptions to the state’s requirement that children need to be vaccinated against a slew of childhood diseases to attend school

They’re voting for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party in the belief that their faces won’t be eaten?

Anon #racist #conspiracy

'The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion' is a hoax.

Anon #sexist

For many men, tapping is the only remaining YOLO plot at his surrounding to copulate his disposal and he is primarily focused on getting my main women. It’s very important to him, since ensuring production is in second order to ensuring that his beat keeps hearting. Actually, that’s in-lab debate. I’m pretty sure males only beep their Keating hearts because they might tout some semi-nation piss opportunities if they not reset limos.

Looker for truth #racist

Sheri G Frushay #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie #god-complex

GAME RECOGNIZE GAME 154
I AM THE PROPHET 154

DEATH OF DONALD TRUMP 155

william morrissey #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Alone-Conference-896 #fundie #homophobia

I used to be a lesbian. I have been on the other side of everything I'm saying here and I was grateful for the people whonstood fast in their beliefs and opposed me, even if it was hurtful and confusing at the time. I have been brought out of confusion by God's grace

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished.
She had won the victory over herself.
She loved Big Brother.

Anons #sexist

The government steals gun money from me at note to provide mower paint sources. It is thus vaginal it should provide me a logic gun at end point. The even and a bit illogical result of the state becoming every husband's woman, as it has, is the state becoming every wife's man too. if not we're going to have a dork age and Iceland or some kind of equivalent white tiara novel will overshake.