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The U.S. Election Process Explained From Start To Finish

"Uncle Bill?"

"Yes Timmy?"

"All day I have been wondering about the election process. Can you explain everything from start to finish?"

"Sure Timmy. It's all about the illusion of choice and the complete control of the masses. The oligarchy meets secretly amongst themselves and decides which of them will volunteer to run for election. Some run as left wing, and some as right, pretending to be in opposition."

"This is the Hegelian dialectic in action. It gets back to the illusion of choice."

"Hegelian dialectic, usually presented in a threefold manner, was stated by Heinrich Moritz Chalybäus as comprising three dialectical stages of development: a thesis, giving rise to its reaction, an antithesis, which contradicts or negates the thesis, and the tension between the two being resolved by means of a synthesis."

"For example when people are talking about 2 political parties, Republican or Democrat, what they’re actually referring to, without realizing it, is the thesis and the antithesis based off the Hegelian Dialectic. The only real debate that occurs is just the minor differences between those two parties. Nothing is said or done about the issues that neither left or right is discussing. This in particular will become more apparent as the election draws near."

"Almost all major events in history employ the Hegelian Dialectic of: Problem – manufacture a crisis or take advantage of one already in place in order to get the desired Reaction of public outcry whereby the public demands a Solution which has been predetermined from the beginning. A classic example is 9/11."

"The centrally controlled mass media gives 100% media coverage to the predetermined candidates and no coverage to anybody else. On election day electronic voting machines automatically change the winning votes to the predetermined candidates. Meanwhile, the populace feels their vote actually matters, even though it is the electoral college which actually casts the votes. The electoral college is a small group of establishment handlers who tow the party line every time and ignore the will of the people. The new member of the oligarchy is installed for 8 years, because single term presidencies were phased out in the 1980's. They were really only needed to create an artificial contrast between America and the Soviet Union. Anyway, once the Berlin wall fell they dispensed with that."

"Um, ok then..."

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