”my mom once told me “im scared to share food or drinks with you because you’ve had so many boyfriends” and i’ve never been so offended in my life like thanks mom but i have gonorrhoea not herpes”
what a great mother-daughter relationship
Reminds me of middle school, where almost every 13 yr old foid was walking around with antibiotics in their purses because a quarter of the foids at school got the clap from all having sex with 2 chads and 2 tyrones... those four apex predators spread disease more than China.
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