Look, all of this is bogus!! The body is not meant for sexual immortality, but for the Lord. Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself?
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The Lord or sexual immortality? Hmmm, that's a toughie. Oh, wait, no it's not, I choose sexual immortality> Whee!
I am a "member" of Christ? That sounds absolutely disgusting... in several ways. Uggh!
Actually, Catbert, He has had in the neighborhood of 10 or 100 billion (don't remember which one the estimate is pegged at) total members so far, and most have withered and died. So much for "immortal."
<<<The body is not meant for sexual immortality...>>>
Since everyone's already depleted the supply of fresh "sexual immortality" jokes, I'll assume you meant "sexual immorality." In that case, I'll have to ask you to define what you mean. Do you mean sex at all? Wrong; we kinda need to reproduce. Do you mean sex out of marraige? Wrong; it's pleasurable regardless of marital status. Do you mean sex for reasons other than procreation? Wrong, unless you think we're meant to go insane from frustration.
<<<...but for the Lord.>>>
No. Wrong. There is no god. If there was, how would our bodies be "made for" him? This seems disconnected from the first part of the sentence, unless you're suggesting that my body gets horny with Jesus while I'm not looking.
<<<Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself?>>>
This sounds disgusting. I'm not even going to touch it. (Har!) This sounds like a remark made by someone with no brain. (Snick!) Trying to make sense of this would require detailed exploration of a dark hole. (Snigger!) [Note: This last part of the post, which is chock full of vague sexual references along the lines of the one made by FYM was NOT written by Maronan. It was written by a sick and twisted Maronan impersonator.]
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