Barack Obama and his links to cannibalism

When the Obama's last visited Kenya, his relatives had a big feat prepared for their arrival.
Halfway thru the meal Barack Obama's youngest daughter turned to her mother and declared loudly;
"I don't like daddys auntie."
Michelle Obama said; "OK, but at least eat your veggies."

This raises many questions about Barack Obama. Is Barack Obama a cannibal ?

Obama has publicly admitted while being raised as a Muslim in Indonesia he ate dogs.

Barack Obama father was a Marxist Kenyan and when Barack Obama was born as a native born American, he was also born as a British subject and a citizen of Kenya which under Kenyan law, Obama is still a Kenyan citizen. Barack Obama is 1/2 Kenyan and 1/2 red diaper baby on his mother side.

Cannibalism is part of the Kenyan culture and still widely practiced in Kenya. It's in the blood of all Kenyans.

Even Kenyan immigrants in the United States have been arrested and convicted of cannibalism in America.

So what are they actually cooking in the White House kitchen ?

What are the Obama's actually brewing in the White House in which they claim to be beer. What kind of beer ?

While Christian Crusaders were waging war in the Holylands against barbaric Muslims almost a thousand years ago, Obama's ancestors were feasting on human flesh.

Today while Muslims in the name of Islam are beheading Christians in Iraq and Syria, what's Obama feasting on tonight ?