[RageFuel] The reason I am incel is cause Saturn is in my astrological birth chart.
If saturn is in your chart you will get fucked in every way. Looks, money and status. Thats why my life is bad in every single way.
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I thought only braindead Stacys or Beckys were into astrology, not these superior specimens of masculinity who post on an incel site.
I was born the same day as a solar eclipse. Does that mean anything?
Like DizzyDream said, Saturn is somewhere in everybody’s chart.
Now, I will be generous and assume that you mean Saturn is “important” in your birth chart…
Roughly 1 in 12 human beings have Saturn as their ruling planet–that means they were born when Capricorn was rising over the horizon. (Yeah, to astrologers, that’s important). If a full 1⁄12 of humanity was incel, it would probably be noticed. You add in people who have Saturn actually rising when they were born, or are Capricorns or have the Moon in Capricorn, you would be saying that even more than 1⁄12 of humanity are incels because of Saturn.
I don’t think so.
But I have the Sun in Taurus; that makes me skeptical of stuff like this. (lol)
Saturn takes roughly 2-3 years in each sign so its' effects are on groups of people, not so much individuals unless aspected (meaning it makes an angle with other planets or certain spots). Everyone has Saturn in their birth chart.
Blaming the planets for your flaws is shitty. Work to improve yourself.
…So what? You’d rather be born under Uranus?
Apologies, as I kinda hate that stupid joke myself. But it was just too good to pass up.
I think this one could actually be trying parody incels on their own site, but frankly anyone who thinks that’s really doing anyone any good, including themselves, is an idiot.
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