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LGBT jokes

A gay man walks into a bar;

What'll it be? the bartender asks the gay man.

I would like your gayest drink.

The bartender looks the gay man up and down and starts making the drink, he grabs a bunch of bottles and pours in one after the other and start swinging it around furiously, then runs to the backroom and after a couple minutes he comes out, pours it into a martini glass and ads a rainbow umbrella.

The gay man looks at the drink, its odd colors and has a bunch of crap in it, he takes a sip; Ugh! YUCK! This tastes like SHiT!

Ah lovely, I'm glad you like it.

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