In a boring-looking conference room planning some pretty exciting things today. Do you know what I wasn’t planning? An office Christmas Party. Thanks to the feminists, you can’t have office Christmas Parties anymore. I often chat with business owners at the gym who reminisce about the days when you could have an office Christmas party without worrying that your business would end up with a crossfire of MeToo lawsuits so messy that it resembles the shootout at the OK Corral. Oh well 🤷♂️ Feminism = No Fun Allowed.
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So have a "holiday party" instead. Wow, that was SO difficult wasn't it?
What the fuck goes on at your parties that #MeToo lawsuits would come up though?!?
This pitiful little moron is about 23 years old, so WTF is he blathering on about? He’s also been nailed for committing financial fraud, & has been exposed as the “mastermind” (I use that word looser than a 50 cent condom) behind the not so genius political strategies of trying to frame Robert Mueller (back when he was relevant) for sexual harassment, & more recently, that Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg committed sexual assault on another guy- they literally stole his identity at random from Facebook. Oh, he & his partner in crime once held a presser where his fly was down the entire time. This kid is a pathetic little loser & is only out of prison because mommy & daddy bought his way out. He’s a perfect right wing majini- stupid, shameless & ugly. We’ll be seeing his name again, hopefully with a series of numbers behind it, serving as his inmate designation.
@The_Crimson_Ghost
Wait... this dweeb is the laughably pathetic numbskull that seriously thought trying to frame a representative of the law with a claim so flimsy breathing on it would cause it to explode would actually work out for him and somehow discredit all claims of sexual harassment forever by association instead of being caught by the most cursory of fact-checks as most false claims do?
OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS!
@The_Crimson_Ghost
they literally stole his identity at random from Facebook
It would be pretty funny if this instance of “Jacob Wohl” was itself a stolen ID posting goofy crap to make Jacob Wohl look bad, as if that were necessary. I have to admit, in many circumstances I’m a friend of “taste of you own medicine”.
You can still have an office Christmas Party, dummy! Deck the halls, blare some holiday tunes, enjoy food & drinks, dance and have fun! No one’s stopping you!
Grabbing women in icky ways is not a Christmas tradition any more than homophobia is a vital article of faith for Christians!
Wingnuts are weird.
Huh? Been a feminist almost as long as I can remember, and I’ve been to a lot of Christmas parties, both fun and boring.
Erm, is “Christmas parties” to you euphemism for “molesting young girls without my wife finding out”?
Then, the problem isn’t feminism, dearie. It’s your “relationship” with your wife. Again, do you have her phone number?
If you respect women as fellow human beings, there is NO reason whatsoever for you to worry that your business would end up with a crossfire of MeToo lawsuits.
The shootout at the OK Corral was all male, as far as I know. A Christmas party with males shooting at each other will probably not invoke MeToo interest. Unless one of the males is raped…
Feminism = MUTUAL fun allowed, dingbat!
Do you know what I wasn’t planning? An office Christmas Party Well, you never planned for the surprise party(v&) the NFA had in store for you: thus your activities blew up in your own face.
Thus you're reduced to being the American Milo Yiannopoulos: and look what ultimately happened to him .
Richard 'Punchable Nonce' Spencer. Chrissy 'Crying Nazi' Cantdoverywell. Andrew 'Filipino Jailbait' Anglin. In Soviet America, Salt-rightists troll themselves .
After his activities were exposed, it is completely legal to call Cuntservative Jeffrey Archer a Liar: and there's less than fuck all he can do about it: least of all Britain's ultra-brutal & hyper-savage Libel & Slander laws. You're a liar , Jeffers. So are you , Jerkoff.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Wohl
The National Futures Association (NFA) banned Wohl for life in 2017. The NFA had received investor complaints about his activity, and upon completing its investigation, concluded that Wohl was guilty of refusing to cooperate with the NFA as required, misrepresenting investments and misleading investors
On August 19, 2019, felony arrest warrants were issued in California for Wohl and his former business partner, Matthew Johnson, for illicit sale of securities which took place in July and August 2016 Come at me, bro.
"Thanks to the feminists, you can’t have office Christmas Parties anymore."
Well, maybe YOU can't, but us grown-ups out here in the workd are organizing our Halloween party, and our Thanksgiving party, and three Christmas parties (corporate one, business unit one, division one). And feminists are attending or organizing them all.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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