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Israel Folau #fundie instagram.com

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Those that are living in Sin will end up in Hell unless you repent. Jesus Christ loves you and is giving you time to turn away from your sin and come to him.
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Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these , adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, envyings, murders, drunkenness, revelings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
Galatians 5:19?-?21 KJV

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Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
Acts 2:38 KJV

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And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent:
Acts 17:30 KJV

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A9_Evolution Deceit #fundie instagram.com

So how was it that National Geographic could have presented such a huge scientific forgery to the whole world as "major evidence for evolution"? The answer to this question lay concealed in the magazine's evolutionary fantasies. Since National Geographic was blindly supportive of Darwinism and had no hesitation about using any propaganda tool it saw as being in favour of the theory, it ended up signing up to a second "Piltdown man scandal." Evolutionist scientists also accepted National Geographic's fanaticism. Dr. Storrs L. Olson, head of the famous U.S. Smithsonian Institute's Ornithology Department, announced that he had previously warned that the fossil was a forgery, but that the magazine's executives had ignored him. In a letter he wrote to Peter Raven of National Geographic, Olson wrote:

National Geographic magazine portrayed "dino-birds" in this way in 1999, and presented them to the whole world as evidence of evolution. Two years later, however, the source of inspiration for these drawings, Archaeoraptor, was shown to be a scientific falsehood.

Prior to the publication of the article "Dinosaurs Take Wing" in the July 1998 National Geographic, Lou Mazzatenta, the photographer for Sloan's article, invited me to the National Geographic Society to review his photographs of Chinese fossils and to comment on the slant being given to the story. At that time, I tried to interject the fact that strongly supported alternative viewpoints existed to what National Geographic intended to present, but it eventually became clear to me that National Geographic was not interested in anything other than the prevailing dogma that birds evolved from dinosaurs. 43

#politics #history #culture #science #sciences #nature #creationism #evolution #evolutiontheory #philoshophy #spirituality #chemistry #mathematics #democracy #academy #university #biology #fasicm #worldwar #wwl #hitler #stalin #communism #atheism #darwinism #terrorism #Evolutionists

In a statement in USA Today, Olson said, "The problem is, at some point the fossil was known by Geographic to be a fake, and that information was not revealed."44 In other words, he said that National Geographic maintained the deception, even though it knew that the fossil it was portraying as proof of evolution was a forgery.

We must make it clear that this attitude of National Geographic was not the first forgery that had been carried out in the name of the theory of evolution. Many such incidents have taken place since it was first proposed. The German biologist Ernst Haeckel drew false pictures of embryos in order to support Darwin. British evolutionists mounted an orangutan jaw on a human skull and exhibited it for some 40 years in the British Museum as "Piltdown man, the greatest evidence for evolution." American evolutionists put forward "Nebraska man" from a single pig's tooth. All over the world, false pictures called "reconstructions," which have never actually lived, have been portrayed as "primitive creatures" or "ape-men." In short, evolutionists once again employed the method they first tried in the Piltdown man forgery. They themselves created the intermediate form they were unable to find. This event went down in history as showing how deceptive the international propaganda on behalf of the theory of evolution is, and that evolutionists will resort to all kinds of falsehood for its sake.

Footnotes:

43. Storrs L. Olson "OPEN LETTER TO: Dr. Peter Raven, Secretary, Committee for Research and Exploration, National Geographic Society Washington, DC 20036,” Smithsonian Institution, November 1, 1999

44. Tim Friend, "Dinosaur-bird link smashed in fossil flap,” USA Today, 25 January 2000, (emphasis added)

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Carrie Prejean #fundie instagram.com

I will never forget one year ago, Nov 8, 2016, my former boss, and friend Donald J Trump became our 45th President!!! A complete outsider- successful business man and WINNER at everything he does. We took our country back from the corrupt politicians who were keeping our people suppressed, while making millions for their own personal gain. All talk and no action. We finally have a president who is FOR America and FOR the People.

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dinen90 #fundie instagram.com

chrishemsworth Dear open minded, free speaking, laid back, life loving aussies. Marriage is about love and commitment and, in a country based on equal citizenship, it should be available to everyone! Vote now for marriage equality ??#equality

dinen90 Hello aussie friends. Please don't support him about this. Don't you think if this craziest plan have been legalised, there will be no next generation who build aussie. Please think about it

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.the.jesus.freak_ #fundie instagram.com

(Above a silhouette of a man and woman standing in front of a maze of roads. Several yellow road signs with LGBT symbols on them are visible in the picture.)

In all your ways acknowledge Him
And He will make straight your path
Proverbs 3:6

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itsgoldenknowledge #conspiracy instagram.com

To the left #TaylorSwift to the right #ZeenaLaVey. Let's not overlook the uncanny resemblance between the two. Some say it's her #clone. The illuminati is known for doing this. They clone successful and influential people that will continue to carry out their sinister agenda for mankind ( keanu Reeves, mark zuckerberg, many other celebs) look into it.
The video #badblood itself has a lot of satanic symbols and messages. Here it shows "catastrophe" (swift ) kicked out the window by "arsyn" ( #SelenaGomez). Then it shows swift getting her body reconstructed making her superhuman or maybe immortal.
Hebrew #gematria word value for "zeena Taylor bad blood" is "identical twins" with a number value at "1330" which "33" is obviously associated with the illuminati. "Catastrophe" has an English #gematria word value of " devil horns" and "keanu Reeves" Coincidence?? "Arsyn" has a word value for "hexagram" and "funeral" ( swift appeared dead in the video ). #musicindustry #Rapindustry #fucktheelite #fuckthegovernment #Fuckthesystem #killuminati #newworlddissorder #ForbiddenKnowledge #exposingthetruth #exposed #MURIKKKA #nasalies #Flatearth #populationcontrol #angenda21 #entertainmentindustry #hollyweird #hellywood #politics #obama #hillary #berniesanders #DonaldTrump #presidentialelection

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Joe Eigo #fundie instagram.com

joeeigo144The #SYNAGOGUEOFSATAN is using the #mainstreammedia #harvard university to convince the sheep humans that #GeoEngineering #geostorm is saving the planet from #GlobalWarming which is a big hoax like their #holocaust lies. These satanic people want to depopulate humanity and all life on earth which is why the have seed vaults underground. Do you want to stop them?

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Carrie Prejean #fundie instagram.com

(about Donald Trump)

His passion, his boldness, his courageousness, his fearlessness, his honesty, his heart of gold, his enthusiasm, his loyalty, his love for this Country, and for the American people, is why I support this man. He will be the one who puts #Americafirst I am honored to be a part of history, I am proud to have been involved in setting the record straight against the lies and dishonesty within the liberal Media.

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Bene Viera #racist instagram.com

Prince did not "transcend race". He was blackity black black black. Transcending race is not a real thing one can do, no matter how successful and how many fans of other races/ethnicities you have. Notice how the media never said David Bowie (or any white star who dies) transcended race. It's only our greats that they want to separate from their blackness. I'll let you guess why. Prince's genius was because of his blackness, not in spite of it.

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freedom_faction #fundie instagram.com

Former Satanist: “I Performed Satanic Rituals Inside Abortion Clinics”

Former #Satanist, #ZacharyKing, says, there are #satanicRituals, the eating of babies, satanic dedications of all aborted babies, on regular basis.

He says doctors and nurses in #abortionclinics and #plannedparenthood, are usually Satanists.

This should be headline news, but you will not hear this anywhere on the #mainstreammedia.

Many female satanists admit to becoming "#breeders", where they get pregnant and never report it, and then sacrifice the baby by way of "skinning" to #Satan. (#ArizonaWilder)

Many breeders while pregnant will visit abortion centers to see which ones "really" promote abortion, or those who try to get them to give the baby up for adoption or keep the baby. The reason they do this is because THEY WANT TO FINANCIALLY SUPPORT THE "REAL" ABORTION CLINICS!

Satanists consider their "charity" as supporting and promoting abortion. (As learned from current #Detroit, #Michigan chapter #SatanicTemple member who was pregnant at the time but lied on the show, and was interviewed by Lisa Ling on her new show " #ThisisLife" on CNN)* Abortion is murder and it is a satanic ritual that evil thrives on! The death of children, the death of innocence, the death of civilization via willing & consenting genocide. (#Depopulation)

Abortion is forgivable! So if one wants to seek true forgiveness, seek God.

Yet Satanists who willingly do the work of the devil, will have a special place in the hell in which they've brought upon the Earth.

#Abortuaries #Mortuaries #BlackAwakening #Luciferian #BabylonBullshit #Molech #SacrificalOffering

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Joe Eigo #racist #conspiracy #magick #ufo instagram.com

haha. I am speaking on behalf of the humans that are pissed off at your Jewish lies. I come from ancient star systems and was born to awaken humanity from the matrix. Truth is not hate speech. The Holocaust is a lie. Anti-Semitism is a trick. How far do you think you can go lying like this? Do you know your dying race is being exposed daily? How do you expect to stop it? Yeah you can point the finger at me but I sure enjoy what I do. You can't escape the karma of your cursed race. You killed Jesus and think your god lucifer is in charge of this world. Funny Watchung you expose more of your satanic agenda.

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Joe Eigo #conspiracy #magick instagram.com

I am in contact with the inner earth beings which appear to me at mt shasta. There is a city called #telos which is inside the mountain. The beings are the surviving lemurians before the great flood. They control this planet and allow me to command them in battle against the illuminati zionists. Fixing the drought with shamanic magic is part of the Rainbow warrior prophecy.

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Joe Eigo #fundie instagram.com

Singing is praying twice. When using a super crystal and activating all 144 chakras creates powerful magic. Whenever I battle the illuminati zionists who are messing up the earth with geoengineering technologies spraying chemtrails I command archangels to assist me through music. Do not be afraid of these godless people for their time of deception is coming to an end. They have tricked humanity into this mess for eons and the terrorist state of #israel must be wiped out for world peace. Sing your prayers into victory. Sing negative energies away. Sing because the most powerful energy is the spoken word which affects the universal mind.

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aquariusgolden #conspiracy instagram.com

Watch. The govt. Will probably be on our buts for telling the truth or what WE (OR I KNOW) FOR A FACT.HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED THE TV SHOW "SCANDAL ON ABC THURSDAY NIGHTS? WELL IT TELLS WHAT THE GOVT. IS LIKE AND WHAT THEY DO TO GET THEIR WAY EVEN IF IT'S KILLING PEOPLE. LIKE THE MALAYSIAN AIRLINE. THAT'S TOO LONG OF STORY TO GO INTO RIGHT NOW. BUT NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE "DIED" THEY WERE INTERCEPTED AND SAVED MY A SIRIUS SPACESHIP WITH ASHTAR IN COMMAND BECAUSE THEIR WERE SCIENTISTS AND OTHER HIGH BEINGS ON PLANE THE GOVT WANTED GONE. THAT'S WHY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR THEM TO FIND ANYTHING. THEY'RE ALIVE AND WE'RE GIVEN CHOICES AS TO WHAT THEY WANTED TO DO. SOME ASCENDED TO THE 5TH DIMENSION SOME WENT TO HOLLOW EARTH AND ARE BEING TAUGHT UNTIL (AND BEING KEPT SAFE) UNTIL RIGHT TIME COMES. THE AIR VIDEO EVEN SHOWED THE SPACECRAFT INTERCEPTION.THEY COVERED THAT UP TOO. SOME HIGH OFFICIALS WANTED THEM DEAD. WELL IT BACKFIRED?????

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Joe Eigo #fundie instagram.com

Joe Eigo: Dear One. I just wanted you to KNOW what Lord Michael really looks like. And what HE does. His sword cuts through what NEEDS to be TRANSMUTED by Lord Zadkiel of The Violet Ray which is the Ray OF TRANSMUTATION AND MERCY AND ALCHEMY. Lord Michael comes along FIRST and TRANSFORMS IT (IN EASIER TERMS ,CHOPS IT ALL UP (NOT RIGHT TERM) AND LORD ZADKIEL LAUGHED WHEN HE SAID LORD MICHAEL LEAVES HIM THE "MESS TO CLEAN UP WITH THE SWORD OF VIOLET FLAME HE WIELDS OF TRANSMUTATION.WE ARE IN THE VIOLET RAY AGE RIGHT NOW. THE AQUARIAN ONE. IT'S THE 7TH RAY.

juicefrankie: Nice picture Joe :) let the violet flame destroy the hate that has attached itself to you.

Joe Eigo: do you want to fight ww3? ISRAEL did 911 and spray chemtrails causing death. If you are in support of such a terrorist nation that genocides palestinaian people then you are a cancer of this world.

juicefrankie: Nah, trolls like you are the cancer of the internet ;)

Joe Eigo: if I am such a cancer then why is Israel blocking me on Facebook for exposing their satanic agenda? Do you want to fight ww3? You Jewish cowards always want to play victims while getting others to fight your wars. This time your nation of Israel is doomed.

juicefrankie: Don't you claim to be Genghis Khan reincarnated? He fought many battles! His campaigns were often accompanied by massacres of the civilian populations – you should really be looking forward to this WW3!

Joe Eigo: yes I have fought many battles on earth and I have seen the apocalypse. I have been sent to punish these unholy people and bring balance to this world.

I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

juicefrankie: So you are a prophet sent by God - this is what you are saying and this is what you believe?

Joe Eigo: I am the chosen one to lead the fight against the illuminati zionists who have hijacked this world. I was born with 2 royal stars Regulus and formalhaut. The royal star Regulus is the sign of a military spiritual leader and Formalhaut is the royal star of the magician. It takes great passion to awaken 7 billion slaves on earth and do powerful magic to counter geoengineering technologies and fight demons. I am aided by archangel Michael which rules the blue ray of the throat chakra. Speaking my truth is why I ain't await to speak out against Israel and zionism. Many humans are scared like sheep but it's better to have an army of sheep led by a lion than an army of lion led by a sheep. Yes this world seems insane but it's because it takes alot of GOD power to awaken from the zionist matrix mainframe system.

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Joe Eigo #fundie #magick #ufo #racist #conspiracy #psychoceramics #quack #god-complex instagram.com

I am a galactic super human on a sacred mission to change this world and liberate 7 billion slaves from the zionist matrix mainframe system. It sure is fun to sing prayers amplified with super crystals and change the earth and molecules inside of people for greater health. Fighting unseen demons is part of being a powerful shaman assisted by archangel Michael.

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Joe Eigo #fundie instagram.com

Royal Reptilians have horns. This is a scene from the latest X-Files tv show. I am part of this royal genetic bloodline. Much of my DNA from past lives carries into who I am today. The reptilian race is not all bad. There are some fighting for GOD on earth.

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I recently listened to David Icke with Zulu chef about the royal Reptilians with horns. My friends saw me shapeshift into these beings and I began to remember my past lives using such powers.

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Joe Eigo #conspiracy instagram.com

California is drying up because evil satanic Jewish zionists want to depopulate through starvation. They want to start ww3 and make lots of money off the lives of billions of people.

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Joe Eigo #fundie instagram.com

Michael in Hebrew means "one who is like GOD"

I am a medium for archangel Michael to kick the ass of the evil illuminati zionists that enslaved humanity and continue to destroy this world. I do powerful magic to affect the elements using Atlantean phi crystals and shamanism.

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4biddenknowledge #conspiracy instagram.com

Cultures from all over the world #mummified their dead while virtually using the same techniques. All cultures believed that by going through this mummification process they would be reunited with their body at some point in the future. I believe that the ancient peoples witnessed #AncientAstronauts waking up from deep space hibernation pods. These ancient astronauts most likely taught these cultures the secrets of #mummification. Not so that they would resurrect the mummified body. But because they would preserve the #DNA and at some point in the future these ancient astronauts would return and clone the DNA of these mummies, bringing them back to life in a new body. Modern science is currently astounded at the genetic and DNA preservation in Mummies found all over the world. Scientist now believe that in the near future, a human clone can be produced that will possess the majority of the memories of that person's past life because the memories are stored in the DNA. Amazingly, in the #EmeraldTabletsOfThoth he claims to regenerate himself through this exact process. He claimed to have defeated death by transferring his ego(consciousness) into other men(Avatars or clones) after awaking from each deep and sleep. #4biddenknowledge