Did someone give you permission to write, woman? Evolution is survival of the fittest and since you are no where as strong as us men you need to keep silent unless we speak to you. Evolution only allows you to give us what we want because we are the stronger, better, smarter, and faster of evolution. So keep quiet female super chimp.
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I think he was applying the usual creationist bullshit "evolution means you have no choice but to be an amoral scumbag" line. BADLY.
But yeah, in that entire thread he generally behaves like a complete cock.
The dumbest post ever. To begin with, evolution only says that those who are more fit to survive are the ones likely to spread their genes and perpetuate themselves. It has nothing to do with women being inferior, let alone that she has to shut up or whatever(following your logic, she's the one permitting you to reproduce, that's why she lives more than you. The one who should be silent is you)
Evolution does work that way actually - well, sort of. Passing of genes does favor those who can successfully reproduce, and part of that means those who are stronger might have an advantage, depending on the circumstances. As we've evolved (not talking about "us" as homo sapiens, but our precursor forms), men had to be stronger to fight off male competition. But to the victor went the spoils - regardless of the willingness of the female.
Certainly, that isn't the rule now that we're humans, but there are instances when the "alpha male" got more than his share of woman - Ghengus Khan was estimated to have had over 20,000 decendants at the time of his death. I would wager that most of his sexual conquests weren't of an entirely voluntary nature.
@Jump Start --
That's actually already a phallocentric set of assumptions, not a realistic construction of animal behavior. You might want to do some reading on the subject -- it's more convoluted than you might think, and a great example of how interpretations can easily go beyond the data.
Get back in yer cave, yer makin my kind look bad! Don't make me chase you with a board with a nail through it!
Quit it with the strawman. Quit pretending "evos" are the sexist ones. Just quit breathing entirely. You're wasting my precious oxygen.
@ Amanda:
On the other hand, I heard somewhere (biology class) that the smaller Y chromosome yields a slightly faster sperm, causing a very slightly greater chance of male children. Something like 50.1%. Sometimes smaller is fitter!
Once again, I propose that this cretin be transformed into a woman and made to undergo all the stages that women usually go through: menstruation, childbirth, and menopause. Then let's see if he'll still claim that women are weaker than men.
This man is goldmine. So physical force=more resistance and superiority. Ok, why aren't men in labour then?, or have the period?. Moreover, can you explain in which way women are secondary to the theory of survival of the fittest if they don't get pregnant and have better genes to transmit to their children, to begin with?. Who is "weak" anyway?
Given that you are an ass of monumental proportion and profoundly misogynist, it is unlikely that you will ever have sex. Therefore you are, evolutionarily speaking, quite inferior.
Sure, men are, ON AVERAGE, stronger than women. I'd still like to see you take on a female athlete and claim you're stronger, faster, better and smarter.
@ Professor M: Of course its more complicated a relationship than anyone can summarize in one paragraph on a joke website.
I'd say that our complete evolutionary picture, with regards to our social structure and emotions, is poorly understood at best. That doesn't change anything in my post.
Sorry if nature makes people uncomfortable and doesn't fit into anyone's preset notions on how things "ought to be." Perhaps "fundies" aren't the only one guilty of wishful thinking.
As for your suggestion that I do more reading; duly noted.
Well, OBVIOUSLY men are more evolved than women. we are higher on the food chain, a more advanced race. But, chrisitnas don't believe in evolution. thats why chrisitan men insist on mating with inferior women and thus polluting the gene pool. in order for the human race to evolve further, men must only mate with men and thus start a new race of super men who sill someday evolve and dominate the gene pool.
Yet another idiot who thinks 'fittest' means strongest.
I guess, given that in Britain 'fit' has come to mean 'attractive', in a few years the fundtards will be objecting to evolution on the grounds that if 'survival of the fittest' were true there shouldn't be any ugly people.
Maybe that perception's why though.....
Why what?
Well, lemme put it this way: with their misunderstanding and misappropriating of terms around evolution, their utter lack of respect for the "weaker gender/genes/etc" and belief that men are "superior" combines very well with a few other things fundies obsess about.
I mean, women are SO inferior in their eyes, why WOULDN'T they be fantasising about other men/
This guy has a rather unclear concept of "species", doesn't he? But then he's a shitbag anyway. Blivy... now that's a good word to know. Overstuff a bag with dog shit, then set it on fire on someone's porch and watch them try to put it out.
But techonlogy allows a woman to overpower you without 'super strength'. It's called a weapon.
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@Blackvoice
Well, OBVIOUSLY men are more evolved than women. we are higher on the food chain, a more advanced race. But, chrisitnas don't believe in evolution. thats why chrisitan men insist on mating with inferior women and thus polluting the gene pool. in order for the human race to evolve further, men must only mate with men and thus start a new race of super men who sill someday evolve and dominate the gene pool.
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Evolution is better described by the phrase "whatever works".
If you must describe it using "suvival of the fittest" at least understand that the "fittest" means the fit between organism and environment, not some ubermensch wet-dream.
"Evolution only allows you to give us what we want because we are the stronger, better, smarter, and faster of evolution."
This has got to be the dumbest thing I've EVER had the displeasure of reading. Idiot. If you hate women so much, perhaps you should consider a homosexual relationship. We don't need your idiocy in the gene pool anyway.
Women and men are the same species, moron.
What species you belong to, though, is anyone's guess... and it's probably better not to explore your origins too closely.
Uh-huh...your screed really convinced me of your superiority. I guess I'll just amble on back to the kitchen *sarcasm* (By the way, I'm a feminist, but don't worry, guys, I don't hate men...I just hate bullshit.)
Who gave YOU permission to write, silly boy? You are obviously "no where" as intelligent as us women; you haven't even managed to grasp the concept of punctuation.
There are species of just females, that manage to breed. To my knowledge, there are no species of just males that manage that. As soon as we manage to create sperm (with random mutations) in laboratories, men won't even be needed anymore, evolutionary-wise.
Evolution is survival of the most adaptable, stupid. That's what is meant with "fittest"; the ones who fit best into the current environment AND manage to "update" itself as the environment changes.
Jump Start: Actually, with quite a few animal species, the female chooses her mate and quite often doesn't choose the one that wins whatever pissing contest the males use to demonstrate their fitness. And a male that insisted on trying to mate with an unwilling female could end up badly injured.
"Evolution only allows you to give us what we want because we are the stronger, better, smarter, and faster of evolution"
Unless the likes of you can give birth, or evolve brains with greater intelligence to invent the technology to make reproduction happen without women, then I'm afraid that the anime series "Vandread" is not a documentary, and the only ones who don't have permission to so much as think of having an 'opinion' are you & all your ilk.
Also, women in the IDF. Can you Say 'Krav Maga', Maggie? I know you can. >:D
“Did someone give you permission to write, woman?”
“Evolution is survival of the fittest and since you are no where as strong as us men”
“you need to keep silent unless we speak to you.”
“Evolution only allows you to give us what we want because we are the stronger, better, smarter, and faster of evolution.”
“So keep quiet female super chimp.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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