you are totally wrong... there is no such thing as a bi sexual or even a homosexual... there is something wrong metally with you if you think men are attractive and women are too! you need to go to a therapist because the only reason you are LYING to us is for attention. I bet your not even a man! I wish I could say I will see you in heaven...but if your on this track... who knows. Did you know that God put a rainbow in the sky to represent that he will never flood the Earth the way he did w/ Noah. See, Rainbows don't represent gays, they represent no flooding.
See you at the mall.
Love ya to pieces
Yolanda Stutz
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Excuse me, Yolanda Stutz, but I've just gotten a 30 lb. box of FAIL with your name written all over it. It also says "Do not open until Rapture".
Your obvious psychological credentials notwithstanding, I do believe you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, you stupid fucking heifer.
And personally, I believe taking religion to this point is a mental deficiency, I feel you are the one in need of a therapist. And how dare you have the audacity and presumption to tell me what I think and feel.
You have no idea what you're talking about, sorry.
For crying out loud, can't these people understand that love is love and you should find it and hold onto it? So long as there's nothing illegal * there, I don't particularly care.
"If you want to meet a guy at a bar and take him home, I could care less.
If you want to be a freakin' zealot on the weekend, I could care less."
*: Like, say, pedophilia.
I know I'm speaking for my whole profession here, but no decent therapist would ever tell a client that they should try to change sexual orientation.
Of course, I know my years of training are nothing compared to the wellspring of knowledge that is Yolanda Stutz.
So, are you suggesting that these guys are making an effort, doing something they supposedly don't like, risking to be crucified by society FOR NO GOOD REASON?. Again, I'm not going to worry because some guys decide to take an optic ilusion as a metaphore for their ideas.
Did you know that God put a rainbow in the sky to represent that he will never flood the Earth the way he did w/ Noah.
You're effectively suggesting refraction didn't happen before the flood. In that case why didn't the authors of the bible mention how everyone was suddenly able to see properly after the flood, since the lenses in their eyes wouldn't have worked before and they would have been damn near blind?
YOU ARE AN IGNORANT BINT WITH MORE ISSUES THAN STAN LEE. YOUR MISGUIDED CONCEPTIONS ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY WILL ONLY LEAD TO YOU BEING HATED AND DESPISED BY THE RATIONAL MAJORITY OF AMERICA.
Hugs and kisses,
Mr. Saturday
See what I did there?
No, rainbows are a trick of sunlight refracting through water droplets. They don't exist and nobody puts them there. In fact, they appear quite independently, even in the spray of a garden hose.
Yeah I must admit the rainbow was a beautiful biblical symbol. A sign that God would never destroy the earth and humanity with water again. He may destroy us with atomic blasts, biological warfare, chemical warfare, fire, radiation, or numerous other ways, but at least it won't be water. Sure does make me sleep well at night. Too bad the gays had to destroy it with a message of acceptance and tolerance. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Also, could everyone please give this fundie the thumbs-down on that page?
(And while we're at it, we might as well give the "Best Answer" the thumbs up, that'll count towards his account.)
Apparently this guy must be God, because he can read our minds! [/sarcasm]
> Did you know that God put a rainbow in the sky to represent that he will never flood the Earth the way he did w/ Noah.
No, he didn't. Rainbows are made when raindrops act as prisms and refract light unevenly.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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