I predict a much higher conversion rate to Christianity for homosexual Atheists than for hetrosexual Atheists, starting in the near furture. The reasoning is simple: Homosexual Atheist are going to become aware much more easily that their sexuality is based on evil spirits than will the heterosexuals. God love us all, but the Holy Spirit will lead repentant homosexuals to a much higher spirituality, analogous to the parable of the Prodigal Son.
People everywhere, especially conservative Christians, are experiencing a low morale these days, and all the more so if Clinton is elected president, but they forget that God can bring good out of evil. No matter who is elected, things are going to be just fine because we are one nation under God, and He has not abandoned us.
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I predict much lower rates for conversion to christianity than for conversion FROM christianity. When I started in school, we pledged allegiance to one nation, indivisible. Then a few years later god got in there, making us a nation no longer indivisible.
"I predict a much higher conversion rate to Christianity for homosexual Atheists than for hetrosexual Atheists, starting in the near furture. The reasoning is simple: Homosexual Atheist are going to become aware much more easily that their sexuality is based on evil spirits"
Ah yes, following the same idiotic logic as trying to frighten and threaten non-Christians who don't believe in all the mythological aspects by using the mythological aspect of Hell.
"Hey, if you don't convert to Christianity, you're gonna die and be tortured for eternity in this afterlife place that you totally don't believe in to begin with!" Same thing here.
These people are truly incapable of conceiving that non-Christians think and view the world differently than themselves, aren't they? Retards.
When (and why) will they suddenly be aware that their sexuality is based on evil spirits? Heterosexuals sexuality is also based on evil spirits? Most atheists have converted FROM Christianity; what would make us convert back again?
If conservative Christians have a low morale, they need to perk up and discipline themselves.
Hopefully God will not allow the evil of President Trump, but will bring the relative good of President Clinton or President Sanders instead. (If He exists at all, that is...)
"I predict a much higher conversion rate to Christianity for homosexual Atheists than for hetrosexual Atheists, starting in the near furture. The reasoning is simple: Homosexual Atheist are going to become aware much more easily that their sexuality is based on evil spirits than will the heterosexuals"
Yeah, that'll happen soon.
BTW why hasn't this happened yet with the demonic hindus and Mormons?
Uhh... yeeeeeaaaaah, suuure.
It's easy to sit back and claim that fundie Christians are totally out of touch with reality, but quotes like this just prove it. I mean, here's someone who actually thinks that all they have to do is tell gay atheists that their sexuality is based on evil spirits, and they'll want to convert en masse to Christianity. Go for it, dude, and tell us how well it worked.
What happened in Ireland last year. That 62%.
...now crawl back under your rock, Sobert. Hudson or Dwayne Johnson, your choice. >:D
“I predict a much higher conversion rate to Christianity for homosexual Atheists than for hetrosexual Atheists, starting in the near furture.”
Hahaha! Well, it's true that when a hateful president constantly expressing bigotry is on power, the other bigots tend to be louder.
As for the LGBTQ+ that you claim are atheists (hasty generalization and straw man here), they have all the more reasons not to be in your cult, if it demonizes and dehumanizes them. Also because your superstitious supernatural magic beings don't exist and with their lack of belief in those, if they're really atheists, your magic curse threats will not persuade them either. Aren't you supposed to not practice magic anyway as a Christian?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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