(huzzah, an agnostic fundie!)
hell, i can prove that atheists believe in God. to deny something exists, you must first acknowledge its existence. atheist, opposite of theist. think on that one for a little while
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This is a symptom of fundie retardedness.
Fundies can't understand two contradictory opinions at once for the purpose of deciding which is true.
For example is evolution or creation true?
If evolution is true there would be transitional forms and there would be no distinct systematic differences between current species.
If creation is true there would be no transitional forms and there would be distinct systematic differences between current species.
Someone able to understand both models could compare each with reality and decide which was true.
Fundies can't understand two competing models in this way. They can only understand one thing, in this case god exists. They are unable to understand a model where god doesn't exist, thus their model of atheism has atheists believing god exists.
*sigh*
I deny the existence of leprechauns, Santa Clause, unicorns, pixies, Hercules, and hobos. Does that mean I secretly believe in all of those?
Hey, stevetom, I have an IOU from you for $1000, do you deny it exists. If so then it exists and I wan't my $1000.
What atheists acknowledge is the concept of God. They deny that this concept is accurate.
What, does this guy thing the only true atheist cannot even conceive of "god," like they have a giant sky-fairy shaped blind spot?
Argumentum ab Pratchett, anyone?
Nice try, but I don't think that you're going to become philosopher of the century.
To deny something exists, you must first acknowledge the claim of existence. Not existence itself. Why don't you think on that one for a little while?
stevetom, I thought about that for just an instant, and I was able to determine that you're full of shit.
By your "logic," if I claim that winged pigs exist, your denial of winged pigs acknowledges the truth of their existence. Think on that for a while.
So... by denying the existence of little pink unicorns... we prove they exist?
WTF?
What happens if I deny the existence of the "Giving Tim huge bags of money fairy"?
And on a darker note, please no one deny the existence of the anal probing aliens, unless you care for a glowing gentleman caller later this evening...
Yeah, I just did. So...what the hell are you trying to prove?
Athiest is, yes, the opposite of theist. And thus, yes, we ackowledge that thiests exist. Good for them. How does that equate to acknowledging that a god exists? We just know that the people who worship 'em do.
What's with the recent attempts to get "athiest" into the Fundie Word Redefinition Project?
thank you, thank you!
i'd like to thank DoctorX for making this all possible. Such a great guy, even if he did turn around and stick me on fstdt.
Heh, I deserved that one, a slip up for sure, not that anyone would believe a victim of the disease we call 'fundies'
Taken out of context too. Guess my dry sense of sarcasm pervades those too eager to point and laugh at those they think actually whole heartedly believe such things. But I digress.
Not of my making, originally 'tis from a recent book I read. I thought it was funny and used it with that intent. No matter, it was good while it lasted.
DoctorX, surely you don't think you'd piss me off by offering me the Philosipher of the Century Award? Just remember, I still have your KotOR game
cheers,
stevetom
Phhhhhhhhhht, you've got it ass about tit. To claim something exists, you must first acknowledge that it doesn't. think on that one for a little while.
See. So just as everything that exists doesn't, everything that doesn't does and Bush has an IQ of 3,256.
"To deny something exists, you must first acknowledge its existence." That's profound. Sounds like something Yoda would say while inebriated, on an acid trip and a sherm high, simultaneously.
No, all you've managed to prove is that you're dumber than a heap of camel shit. You do know that by your idiotic attempt at logic you can also "prove" that Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and pink unicorns also exist, don't you?
No dummy, you must first acknowledge THAT SOME PEOPLE BELIEVE IT EXISTS, which is what happens with regard to religion. You are saying that I cannot tell you there is no elephant in the room UNTIL I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THE ELEPHANT IS IN THE ROOM. I've gotta admit, that's a new kind of weird, with extra credit for sheer inanity.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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