Atheists Spread AIDS [...]
(2) Most people who have HIV (and therefore get AIDS) are homosexuals.
(3) Most homosexuals are atheists (whether "weak atheists," otherwise known as "agnostics:" who say they don't believe in God, or "strong atheists" who assert that there is no God; which is a silly distinction to spend a long time fussing over, as they often do).
(4) Therefore, the largest category of people who have HIV (and are therefore spreading it, since you can't spread it unless you first have it) are atheists.
(5) The second largest body of people who spread HIV are needle-sharing drug addicts.
(6) Most needle-sharing drug addicts are atheists.
(7) Therefore, the second largest group of people (other than homosexuals, although many homosexuals are needle-sharing drug addicts too) is also mostly made up of atheists. [...]
(11) Almost everyone who has AIDS is an atheist.
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The overwhelming majority of people with HIV in the world acquired it through heterosexual sex.
I don't have any figures on the percentage of AIDS sufferers who are homosexuals, but I'll state for the record that I don't think you do either.
First of all I would have thought that the largest group of people with HIV were Africans, not homosexuals. Around half of Africans are Christians, about 40% are Muslims and the rest follow traditional/tribal religions. (Source:Encyclopedia Britannica) There are extremely few atheists in Africa.God purposefully spreads AIDS and HIV as punishment?
2) Most ppl in the US who have AIDS are gay. Or transfusion recipients. Or the straight partners of people who lie about having gay sex. Or hemophiliacs. Most people who have AIDS elsewhere in the world are heterosexual.
So, basically, people who are at risk of spreading AIDS are people you don't like, so they're atheists? Don't work that way, honey.
Oh, and that's not what agnostics are.
You forgot the blackies!
The fact is men, whether gay or straight are more sexually active and thus
What happened to (1)?
(2) Most people contracting AIDS are heterosexuals, as heterosexuals are in the majority.
What happened to 8 through 10?
Condoms. Also, the likes of Richard Dawkins & EEVBlog's Dave Jones are married & with kids.
I guess that's why you Protestant fundie Christains are trying to out-Catholicise the Catholics.
Because - via just contraception alone - I've completely annihilated your argument.
And as for the latter half of my evisceration, here's Dave 'Mad Aussie Sparky' Jones - and hardcore Atheist - to do just that:
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'Take it apart!'
With The Knife! [/"Crocodile Dundee"] >:D
...and about the 'Two-Minute Teardown' of your 'argument', he'd say 'And we're in like Flynn... it's a bit crusty!'
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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