Well lie-berals, I've come back to make your life miserable.

I've been locked up for the past month, so I have been unable to post my inspirational messages to all of you. The police showed up at my house with a warrant for my arrest on what they said was an assault and battery charge, but you and I both know why they were really arresting me, it was because I'm a Christian, and because we are nearing the end of days, persecution against Christians is increasing. In fact, I fully expect to be arrested again very soon. One of my friends got in trouble down in Deep Elm, which is a little community on the wrong side of the tracks, where all the bars and strip clubs are located. I swallowed my pride and went there to help him, and I was attacked, and all I did was defend myself. I'm not ashamed of the fact that I put 7 men in the intensive care unit, I did what I had to do. I know that I can get a little rowdy sometimes, and I like to go out and drink a beer or two, but at least all of the establishments that I patronize are on the RIGHT SIDE of the tracks, so that makes me a respectable citizen. I will gladly work, pray, and live on hay, why? Because Yahweh will give me a great big piece of pie in the sky on the day that I die.

The judge sentenced me to serve 11 months and 29 days, and for the first couple of weeks, it wasn't that bad. The jail was full of other mainstream American Christians who were also locked up on bogus charges, and we had a pretty good time. Then, they began to get transferred to other facilities within the state, and I was left alone and bored. So a couple of days ago, I tore the cell door off of its hinges, and walked out of that jail with a clear conscience. The guards knew better than to put their hands on me to stop me, so they just let me go. I went and paid a visit to my son, and I sang a little song to him, I picked him up in my arms and sang "Baby face, you've got the cutest little baby face".

I want to talk to you today about abortion. I always hear people say things like "Yes, I believe that abortion is the taking of an innocent human life, but who am I to judge the actions of another person. If someone wants to have an abortion, then that's their choice, and it's not my place to interfere". In modern society where moral relativism has become the norm, one of the most popular passages of the Bible is "Judge not that you be not judged". Well, most people don't realize that that particular passage is taken completely out of context. I'm not really sure when this passage of the Bible became so popular, but it has become part and parcel of the onslaught of relativism that so dominates our time. It is also the altogether natural fruit of the teaching of Satan when he approached Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden six thousand years ago, and asked "Did God really say that?"

The time has come for Roe v. Wade to be overturned. If a young girl gets into trouble, and decides to have an abortion, then she can have an illegal, back alley style abortion, the way God intended. Our society has made abortion far too sterile, and safe, when it should be dangerous and terrifying. Abortion has to be kept away from decent, polite society. Women have been getting abortions since the beginning of time, and they're never going to stop having abortions, but never before has society been so tolerant of abortion. Abortion was something that everybody knew was going on, but nobody talked about it, and that's the way it's supposed to be.

There have been times on this website when people have accused me of being a homophobe. Well, that's just not true, I know what a homophobe is, and I don't fit the description. In fact, I was thinking about this issue during my confinement, when all of a sudden, God sent me a great idea! If two men want to get married, then obviously that's illegal, but it's not illegal for a man and a woman to get married. Marriage is a societal structure best involving one man and one woman, so if one of the gay men were to undergo a sex-change operation, then they would no longer be two MEN trying to get married, which is immoral and illegal, but they would be a MAN and a WOMAN!! Don't you all see? It's a built-in loophole, homosexuals can already get married, as long as one of them consents to have a little operation in order to become a woman!! Once the man's sex organs are replaced with a woman's sex organs, then the two men are no longer two men, but one man and one woman! Now that sounds like an arrangement that would make everybody happy.

You see, there is a big difference between a human assertion on the one hand, and Yahweh's eternal truth on the other. The next time you hear someone ask "But who am I to judge?" Summon the courage to answer: "Well, that all depends on whose assertions and whose truth is being challenged."

Raisedbyhumans, you did not read my post, because you are afraid of the truth. You are a closed-minded individual, and you prefer to stay that way. That's just sad, I can't imagine being as closed-minded as you.

A wise man once said: "Minds are like parachutes, they only work when they are open". Maybe it was President Ronald Reagan who said that, I don't know, but it was some really wise man.

My fists can do more damage than any gun. It would actually be considered more humane for me to shoot somebody, than for me to punch someone. Of course, shooting would take all the fun out of fighting though.

Lying is also a sin Geoffrey! If there's one thing that you have to say about me, it's that I'm honest.

I make it a policy to not give out personal information over the internet, unless I am ordering Christian music cds, or other Christian merchandise, or sending a donation by credit card to the Republican National Committee, but why do you want to know my eye color?

Why are backing up servo? Don't start backing up now. I'm willing to give you a break, because obviously you've got no idea what you're saying. There isn't a jail that's been made that can hold me, unless I allow the jail to hold me, but then since I'm allowing myself to be held, it's not the same thing, I'm still in control. I might allow a prison to hold me for twenty or thirty years, I might allow the guards to shoot me, but I would be allowing it, I would still be in command.