(NOTE: This is from a forum for people in incestuous relationships. "Ciao" and its derivatives are a shorthand for "consanguinity" here.)
Recent events on the 'Ciaotannian planet' show that most inhabitants have not yet become aware of 'the Ciaotannian Empire, and how it has subsumed the 'unter states' into itself. The major 'unterstates' are again using war as a way to distract and control the minds of the people, terrorizing them into suffering the ciaophobic status quo in silence.
Ciaotannia did not take over by military might. The Holy Ciaotannian global Empire has taken over by the pure power of universal love. Our Empress has simply willed it so, out of the pure loving kindness and wisdom of her heart and noble mind.
Yesterday was the third anniversary of the establishment of the HCE, the day on which her imperial majesty Empress Jane Doe was proclaimed monarch of the sovereign Holy Ciaotainian Empire, an empire that will lead the world out of the dark ages of incestophobic intolerance, hatred, fear and bigotry.
When looked at through the prism of 'Ciaoological correctness' the present state of proxy war between the sub state 'impires' of US-NATO v Eurasia is merely the rearranging of a few chairs on the Titannic by a few megalomanic buffoons. Without Ciaotannia having to raise an army or charge a single brass razoo in taxation for any weapons, the unter states are punishing themselves. It is a shame that the proxy war is being held in a country that was arguably more 'Ciao-friendly' than most.(Ukraine, like Russia does not criminalize Ciao people). It is true that some of our people will be collateral damage, innocent victims of the conflict. Ciaotannia was able to take over without resort to arms, via 'a bloodless coup' without many people even knowing the take over has taken place.
Our people are already in all the strategic places, the 'invisible hands' so to speak, quietly guiding and peacefully influencing events. As the former unter states slowly wither away, the realization that Ciaotannia actually rules effortlessly will dawn on them, and they will submit, and pay obeissance and tribute to the Empress.
Hope you all had a happy Ciaotannia Day and Consanguinamory Day!