Catholic Nationalist #fundie

Catholicism is objectively the coolest religion. So cool in fact that the word cool is not nearly sufficient. What other religion allows you to literally eat God every day? What other religion has so many miracles that they attempt to disprove them with science before accepting them as legitimate? Catholicism united our people against the Muslim hordes. We have the best art, music, and history. Our Saints were incredible and inspiring. Protestantism is a joke, Atheism is illogical, and everything else is complete pagan garbage. To you Orthodox out there, the Primacy of Peter is absolutely scriptural and part of Church Tradition, almost every single one of your Patriarchs acknowledged this truth at the Council of Florence in the 1400s, so you should accept it too. So if you aren't already a Catholic, when are you going to convert to the one true faith?



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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