I wouldn't play a game called stump the Christian. I'd play a game called Increase the Faith in Jesus. Then instead of 'defending' the faith, you can use the word of God as a sword, 'attacking'
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Yes, when a position is indefensible, the best option is attack. It often leads to destruction, though.
Attacking, yes! You basically summarize the christian faith in a nutshell! Whether you christians mean attacking literally or symbolically, it always has the same outcome: self destruction. If there was a war, you people seem to believe you can go into battle with just your crucifixes around your necks and a prayer in your hearts. Don't provoke if you don't have the ammo to fight the counterattack
A pity both games don´t exist. What does a computer game do to increase your faith?, are there any extra bonus of something that, after all, is a matter of soul or psychology?
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Like that little shit kid in "jesus Camp" with their In-Your-Face style of preaching. Even a kid can do it and has the same effect as the adult preachers, none.
Yelling Bible verses doesn't work on us and only adds to the conception of tou all being agressive assholes with nothing but fairy tales to bouy you up in life.
There's no challenge in Stump the Christian. Here's an example taken from that game:
*turns on God Mode *
*selects Dark Matter Gun, charges up a round *
*fires Dark Matter rounds at JamesSager3 until he's obliterated in a blast of exotic energies, collapsing gravity & gibs *
Pah! He didn't last five seconds. Not much of a challenge, I must say. His so-called 'Word of God' weapon, and 'Faith' shielding was less than an average Strogg grunt. Even the Makron put up more of a fight than him!
...sorry, I play too much Quake IV. Methinks I should get out more! X3
“I wouldn't play a game called stump the Christian.”
“I'd play a game called Increase the Faith in Jesus”
" Then instead of 'defending' the faith, you can use the word of God as a sword, 'attacking'”
So your faith is indefensible and you can only attack others do distract from it? Man, and the Inquisition thought you needed torture to get terrible confessions.
… And torture to find converts, and torture to affirm the faith, and torture to “discipline” women and children, and torture to kill time. They just really liked hurting people.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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