The birth control hormones are getting in the waters and feminazis are raising boys on Ritalin so they become effeminate beta male cucks subservient to the feminazi agenda of eradicating God's natural hierarchy where WOMEN CANNOT TEACH MEN ANYTHING AND MUST STAY IN THE HOME! It is obvious that Swift is all about female empowerment and it's appalling because Jesus Christ isn't that long hair hippie guy depicted by the papists! Jesus Christ is almighty and righteous and our men need to be MANLY IN CHRIST and stop trying to act all effeminate and subservient like these hipster autistic nerds with their ponies and hentai and beards and man buns and rompers and fake affinity for science! "Men" are even wearing eyeliner and women's perfume nowadays while dykes and other feminazis are trampling all over them in defiance of God's natural law!
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Oh, hello again, fans. See what I've been writing? And all on my very own!
It seems just a month ago that I was seeing Dick run, and now look at me! So proud...soooo proud.
I'm a colossal idiot, but at least I'm good at it. I've never read an entire book in my life, but look at me crank out bullshit. Women can't teach me anything; no one can. I know All - I "think."
Jesus Christ isn't that long hair hippie guy depicted by the papists! Jesus Christ is almighty and righteous and our men need to be MANLY IN CHRIST
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Somebody doesn't know anything about the history of perfume, eyeliner, art or masculine ideals, I see.
@pyro
Perhaps it would be a good idea to drop Mjolnir on any 'James Wilsons' from orbit, regardless of IPs, shy/Pharaoh Bastethotep.
It's the only way to be sure. [/"Aliens"]
...and perhaps you could do the same, re. Conservatroll (http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=127294&Page=1#2054037 ); even if it's not the original (those two previous IPs).
But then, as both (if they're not one & the same) seem to have sand in their vaginas concerning the perceived 'Bias' in FSTDT: a site they 'Hate' for that reason, yet find it utterly impossible to walk away from, so just make that decision for them...?!
In both instances, it would be trolls eliminated .
@ creativerealms:
James Wilson - not me; the actual James Wilson - is a former Conservapedia troll idiot bullshite artiste admin who writes insipid shit and comes here occasionally to answer critics of the garbage he posts online. He showed up here one day, a couple of months ago, using the handle "The Real James Wilson" to distinguish himself from a totally different troll who was squatting on Wilson's name and notoriety.
It struck me funny, especially since Jim is both as dumb and as loud as a bag of hammers, to become an even realer version of the man (because, unlike him, I'm actually sentient ). So yes, the man James posts here, and I interpret his bullshit purely for my own amusement. And yours, of course.
ETA: Also, since I'm a pretty regular poster, I don't have sand in my vagiiiina regarding the content of this site...just the content of Jimmy's posts. (I thought the variety of "real James" names, and the content I post under them, would make my purpose clear.)
Ponies and hentai and man-buns, oh my!
Also, a beard makes you effeminate and subservient now? I think I missed the memo on that one.
Also also, I believe I read somewhere once that "long-haired hippie" Jesus came about because it would basically be easier to promote Christianity to the tribes/early nation-states of Europe if Jesus was someone who looked like them (in other words, someone that they could identify with).
And you have evidence for this, of course?
Can women teach boys anything? Or should the fathers stay at home to teach the sons? Should we have male-only schools with male-only teachers?
No, Jesus probably looked something like this.
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What about the manly-man "Queen" James I and IV?
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Beards on men is effeminate?
Of course beards are effeminate because they are what autistic nerdy beta male hipsters wear! Only men are allowed to teach men, and Conservapedia just couldn't handle my truth! Liberals can't provide a winning argument, so they slander anyone in opposition to them as a troll or a bigot or whatever. If liberals are right, then why were they solidly defeated in 2016? The GOP is gonna keep the House and gain a supermajority in the Senate and the Supreme Court is gonna be packed with conservatives so kiss gay "marriage" and freebies and abortions on demand goodbye!
@The Real James A. Wilson:
I am an "autistic nerdy beta male" who takes Ritalin for my ADHD, and I am beardless...
I consider 2016 a 'solid victory' for conservatives because I don't know what "popular vote" means, nor "very close race" for that matter. And, for reasons even I cannot explain, I think I can comment on politics even despite the hamster running the wheel that is my brain having died years ago; even despite being deemed too stupid to serve one of the dumbest websites ever created. And, since almost no women ever grow beards, I think they look effeminate on men for some reason I can't coherently explain.
I can't coherently explain much else, either, so cut me some fuckin' slack, okay? I mean, would you pick on any other mentally challenged fundamentally, deeply, madly retarded person like you do me? No!
I'm a martyr!
I really, really, REALLY want to believe that, Randomosaur. I'm not joking...because if Wilson is real, that ups the probability humanity is doomed.
No, Pharoah, I did not. Even I have some standards.
Basically, the guy with the underlined name Real James Wilson is...uh...actually James Wilson, as far as I know.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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