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The Bible Approves of Bestiality
—according to the logic of so-called “gay Christians.” You see, every argument that these people use to try and show that the Bible approves of homosexuality can be used in exactly the same way to support bestiality. Don’t believe me? Here’s a few examples:
The Levitical law condemns homosexuality, but that was for ancient Israel, not us today.
The Levitical law condemns bestiality, but that was for ancient Israel, not us today.
In the New Testament, we aren’t under the law anymore, so homosexuality is allowed.
In the New Testament, we aren’t under the law anymore, so bestiality is allowed.
Jesus said “judge not”, so you can’t judge people by calling homosexuality a sin.
Jesus said “judge not”, so you can’t judge people by calling bestiality a sin.
If homosexuality is a sin, why does homosexuality exist?
If bestiality is a sin, why does bestiality exist?
Jesus never explicitly condemned homosexuality, so it’s not wrong.
Jesus never explicitly condemned bestiality, so it’s not wrong.
The word “homosexual” isn’t even in the King James Bible, so it can’t possibly condemn it.
The word “bestiality” isn’t even in the King James Bible, so it can’t possibly condemn it.
God only made Adam and Eve in the beginning because they needed to have children and start the human race. Now that we have billions of people on earth, homosexuality is allowed.
God only made Adam and Eve in the beginning because they needed to have children and start the human race. Now that we have billions of people on earth, bestiality is allowed.
And on, and on, and on, ad nauseam.
Now, if you’re starting to get alarmed, don’t worry. The Bible absolutely 100% condemns bestiality as a horrible sin, just as it condemns homosexuality. Read more about that here. (note: that doesn’t mean Christians should hate homosexuals. Or, you know.. people who like animals)
So next time a “gay Christian” tries to convince you that the Bible doesn’t really say homosexuality is a sin, ask them to explain to you exactly how their argument works for homosexuality, but not bestiality. Have fun.
Leviticus 18:22-23–“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.”
Disclaimer (because some people need extra special clarification): I’m not saying homosexuality and bestiality are the same thing. They’re not. I am saying they’re both sins.

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