Fundie Sex-Ed Award
Is there a demon in my penis?
sometimes when I see certain things it causes my penis to slowly rise. Is this a demon or something else?
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You'd think I'd have a Pearl Legates comic to throw in here; I feel so unprepared!
I think this is most likely a Poe, but there are some poor misguided souls who really sound like this!
Yes.
And if you touch it at night, it vomits Mayonnaise.
But how can I have a demon in my penis...:
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...when in Soviet Niflheim, demon will be on yours?!
...and Zinnia wins this thread. [/"DOOM: Repercussions of Evil"]
That poor boy! I feel so sorry for him. If only he had had proper sex-ed, he'd know that it's perfectly natural, normal and healthy. Then he could have enjoyed the feelings, instead of being scared of them.
Yeah, it's probably a Poe. I'd guess the really clueless boys would be younger, with worse grammar and spelling.
“s there a demon in my penis?”
“Is this a demon or something else?”
Hmmm…
Hahaha!
It's the same demon that possesses the tomatoes in Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes. This means that the solution is to sing the "Puberty Love" song, repeatedly and as loud as possible, in falsetto. If done properly, there should be an explosion... If it does not work at first, perseverence is key. For some, it takes a life to master. Some people also experience discomfort. This is normal and a sign that you're on the path to success.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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