How to ascend: Bending the space-time continuum
After making the last post and after going through hours of self reflection and deep contemplation, I have come to this conclusion:
The only way to ascend is by bending the space-time continuum.
Let me tell you how.
The space-time continuum theory of inceldom:
What is the most fundamental physical difference between a 400lb hambeast and a 15 yr old JB? The answer is space. A finite amount of lard takes a finite amount of space. An average 15 yr old JB occupies less than 2.5 cubic feet of three dimensional space, where a 400 hambeast will occupy 3~4 cubic feet. The difference is non-existing increase in volume if you compare with the amount of space occupied by the entire universe.
Again, what is the most fundamental physical difference between a 70 year old hag-whore and a 15 yr old JB? The answer is time. After 50 years down the road, all JBs that you are drooling over now will become 70 year old hag-whores. No escape. This 50~60 solar year is infinitesimally small time frame if you compare with the age of the universe.
Assume whores are particles in the universe (whore particles). We are suffering because we put too much emphasis on the differences of space-time entanglement over different whore particles.
How do I bend the space-time continuum?
Very simple, by watching BBW and Granny porns. You will not bend the space-time continuum itself, you will bend it in your mind.
Let's say, in terms of space, your current taste might look like this:
[thin, plastic-looking woman]
But your goal is to end up shagging one of these:
[fat woman with tatoos]
On the other hand, in terms of time, your current taste might look like this:
[young, flat-chested South-East-Asian woman]
But your goal is to end up appreciating this:
[very old woman with stretched labiae]
Now, how do you condition your mind? Very simple,
1. Conquering space: Keep watching what you are watching now, but gradually try to increase the body-mass of the whores. Let's say you are into 9/10 JB whores. Now try to watch some slightly curvy whores, then advance to full curvy, then fat, then full-figured and you will successfully end up appreciating 400lb hambeasts.
2. Conquering time: Keep watching what you are watching now, but gradually try to watch porns from a bit older whores. Keep increasing their age, at one point you will start appreciating 80 year old hag-whores like this:
[very old woman with grotesquely saggy breasts]
Some practical strategies:
1. Don't watch those porns in full stomach, if you throw up it will be a mess.
2. Watch them while you are drunk.
3. I know it's difficult, but try to imagine and immerse yourself while you are watching them. Being drunk will help.
4. Try to fap to what you are watching.
5. Don't go to sleep immediately after you finish watching, you might have suicide inducing nightmares.
6. Once you become used to fapping while you are watching them, try again fapping while you are not watching or drunk.
7. Practice, practice, practice. Did I say practice? Yea, keep fucking watching those BBW and Granny porns.
Hopefully, at a certain point all the windows to BBW and granny pussies will be opened to you and you will start to have deep conversation about life on okcupid with different gorgeous ladies like these:
[five broken image links]
Pros? Everything is a pros. They are beautiful, they are experienced (not just sexually, they are experienced in many other ways), they are knowledgeable, understanding, romantic, sympathetic, the list goes on ...
Cons? Zero, nothing, nada.
You gonna ascend boyos!! Celebrate!!!
[corpulent person dancing in what appears to be some Japanese TV show][a shirtless man wearing a strawhat twists his nipples, surrounded by American Football players in orange tricots]
[three men doing a goofy dance at an office party while a woman seems to put on pants in the background]