(Transscript because NSFW) Panel 1
Woman to Man 1:"I'm sorry, we should take it slower. Friends?"
Panel 2
Woman to Man 2: "You're great, but as a Catholic I can't date a [sic] atheist. And no sex before marriage."
Panel 3
Woman to Man 3: "I'd prefer a guy with better career prospects. You'll find someone."
Panel 4
Woman to Man 4: "You're Wonderful, but I'm a vegan and you eat meat."
Panel 5
Man 5, who has a greaser hairstyle, an oversized angular jaw, an extremely thick neck and several tatoos, including one reading "6'4" no e-stat" [?], wears a shirt with an inverted pentagram and the sentence "I love Satan" on it, and holds a burger in one hand and a McDonalds paycheck in the other: "Yo, wut time iz it?"
Woman: "3:07 - Ohmygawd"
Panel 6
It is 3:27. Man 5, who is revealed to have a swastika tatoo on his chest, ejaculates on Woman.
(Take a guess which character is drawn with the greatest attention to detail...)
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