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Once upon a time there were two perverted sexual practices. One's name was Homosexuality and the other's name was Pedophilia. And, they used to have a grand time together.

Until one day, Homosexuality said, "I don't like being an outcast. I want to be normal for a change."

And Pedophilia was like, "No! Don't leave me."

And Homosexuality said, "Listen...the time is ripe for me to at least ATTEMPT to be normal. People are less with the religious morals and more about the 'two consensual adults'. Hey, in about 50 years, you can be normal too."

And Pedophilia said, "I'll never forget you. We can always have a little bit of fun together, can't we?"

And Homosexuality said, "Sure. Any time."

Pedophilia: "I love you."

Homosexuality: "I love you too."

And, thus, they split up only to get back together for the occasional fling.

THE END.

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